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Joined June 2014
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Pissing all over the seat of the gender neutral bathroom
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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I have such a strong connection with meatloaf
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white people be like dude did you see destiny 2 is back
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"How many beers are you gonna have tonight?"
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Tom Nook when you’re months late on your loan
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Me when my wife sees that the bottle of wine she’s had one glass of is empty
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Seeing OK State lose to a team from the American after taking UNT’s entire team is so gratifying
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Type shit
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Go back to the kids table, buddy. The grown ups are talking.
What a gauntlet of the first 6 weeks!
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How the kid really big in to Naruto and Avatar would show up to first period
CJ7 reporting in 🫡
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My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center
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Light work for a late lunch They ran out of miller and rumple I’m so proud of the gang
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Two of the most glorious words to man are tuna melt
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"Dad, how good were you at Destiny?" Son, I fucking sucked.
“Dad, how good were you at Destiny?”
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I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol
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i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.
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NEW MEXICO BOWL CHAMPIONS! #GMG🦅
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I'm in that hamburger helper beef stroganoff Alabama hot pocket melted microwaved pop tart steam burn pussy, and I ain't even hard
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