Was in line at airport security yesterday and saw some mf put a single apple thru the x-ray. Just loose, not even in a bin
Talking to Scottish girls is crazy bc they could be the most petite little woman and then sound like a fucking foghorn. Incredible. Please marry me
“Are you gonna hang up and hang out?”
-gf, the second she puts her own phone down (she was scrolling for like an hour)





