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Joined June 2014
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Do a lil dance, crank a lil hog, get down tonight
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14 modelos later, it’s still modelo time
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Big smu L today
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Don’t forget to text the homies “well get em next year” at 12:01 tonight
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Pissing all over the seat of the gender neutral bathroom
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MEAN FUCKIN GREEN BABY
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Turning on the bidet and wiggling around a little bit
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5mg melatonin had me on a vision quest
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Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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Was in line at airport security yesterday and saw some mf put a single apple thru the x-ray. Just loose, not even in a bin
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I’ve taken 2 shits today on 2 different continents
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“Time for a generational lock in” and I’m just trying to split the g for the 7th time tonight
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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Talking to Scottish girls is crazy bc they could be the most petite little woman and then sound like a fucking foghorn. Incredible. Please marry me
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English town names be like Cockington-upon-piss
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I joke, but cockfosters is a real place
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Another UT loss
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At the Guinness brewery. This must be how Charlie felt in the chocolate factory
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“Are you gonna hang up and hang out?” -gf, the second she puts her own phone down (she was scrolling for like an hour)
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Pounding modelos at Piccadilly Circus
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