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we had to sacrifice the eagles 2026 season but in exchange we got blexas, blarolinas, blohio, blansas
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Thank you thank you thank you everyone for believing that our planet and our children deserved better than all this
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This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
government should be boring. roads should work. water should be clean. hospitals should function. public transport should run. the taxes we pay should quietly fund all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fucking work
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i love halloweekend #DrinkingOnPrescriptionMedications
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Il ritorno di glee è il più grande segnale che il mondo è in crisi perche nessuna mente sana approverebbe il suo ritorno
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family
Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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TO LIVE AND DIE AND TOUR ACROSS THE AMERICAN WEST 🐍🌵 (and a few other places) running it back this time with @supersometimes @Leisure_Hour_ and @shorelinepunx 🏜️ TIX ON SALE FRIDAY 11AM LOCAL TIME 🎟️
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i am the friend enjoyer. stay in my house. smoke my weed. my couch is ready for u



























