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A few more panels today, in which Hain would like to know what that was about.
Well we're pouring gasoline
So dance around the fire that we once believed in
It'll never be the same, now
'Cause there's nothing left for us to be
Give it up the champions of greed
So come around and have another round of me
Dance fucker dance, let the motherfucker burn, hey!
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Today on Hain and the Half Coin: Yeet? ceruleanstimuli.com/hain/#ne…
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My favorite food service story: I was working graveyard at a Wawa, which for folks who don't know, is a 24/7 convenience store/deli. At 4 AM, a man stumbles in, obviously intoxicated. So intoxicated he can't operate the touchscreen interface for ordering sandwiches.
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Who's going to have a completely random accident first?
30%Elon Musk
70%Sam Bankman-Fried
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In light of Limited Resources new sponsorship, I think they should update the name.
Who's going to have a completely random accident first?
30%Elon Musk
70%Sam Bankman-Fried
20 votes • Final results Ẑ͚͔͍̻̤̟ä̶̼̗̟͔́̿̾̓n̬͙̫̿͑͊̈̚d̡̰̭̞͖̟̖̟ͬ̚ê̺͖̂ͩ̀̉ͣrͪ̓ retweeted
there's gonna be a really fucking funny domino meme involving grimes and chelsea manning ending at points currently unknown that will be posted on a post-twitter internet comms method at some point (or maybe carved on a cave wall)