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Too close to the pink dome. Probably peaked early. Wife, mom, geek, opinionated baseball enthusiast, reforming Christian. Didn't used to be angry.

Austin, TX
Joined August 2008
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Read to your kids. First night home from the hospital and every day until they can read to you, and then read more. Read Goodnight Moon and Old Yeller and Flyguy and Magic Treehouse and Harry Potter and Berenstain Bears and the Bible and biographies of heroes and more.
If I seem grumpy lately it's because I'm reading piles of recent national surveys about why parents don't read to their kids for my dissertation and... Y'all. 😐 "My child prefers screentime." "I find it boring." "It's useless."
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I’ve been found out. 🤦‍♀️
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for someone who has 20+ unread books.
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Replying to @jaybsauceda
I’m so sorry J.B. That’s really rough.
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Okay. Convince me that Elizabeth isn't the most vain, selfish, and uninteresting sister in all of Austen's novels. I'll wait.
Prepare to meet The Other Elliot Sister! A new drama, telling the story of Elizabeth Elliot, the overlooked eldest daughter from Jane Austen's Persuasion, is coming to the BBC. Learn more ➡️ bit.ly/3Uo5o5v
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Character has to go hand in hand with a solid understanding of the purpose of government, a commitment to principles, and a desire to serve, not just lead.
A person can have good character and be a disastrous leader. Character is not enough. Good judgment and other qualities are also needed. But no one lacking in character can be a good leader. Character really is destiny--a man's, a party's, a nation's.
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Replying to @SarahNauser
You look amazing 🩷
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Replying to @Lady_of_Paradox
A top 10 read aloud, too. Just a wonderful book.
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today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
Replying to @jfkplus60
FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
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Replying to @SimplisticSimon
She loves 70s rock. Calls it her comfort music!
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Replying to @edwonkkimmy
Oh yes. She had a music teacher a few years ago who told her it was the greatest song, she went and looked for it, and a Paul McCartney fan was born.
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Late to this because it has been a very busy day but….
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Padawan, out of nowhere: “The top three greatest songs of all time are Bohemian Rhapsody, Freebird, and Band on the Run.“
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Replying to @KonniBurton
The times, they have changed
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Not only is Mrs. Bennet not a hero, this picture is of Fiona Shaw who plays Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Open the schools. 🤦‍♀️
When one reads 'Pride and Prejudice' as a teen or a 20-something, it’s easy to get swept up in the romance. If you reread it in your mid-30s, though, you may come to the same realization Alderton did: “Mrs. Bennet’s kind of the hero of the whole f--king thing.” vanityfair.visitlink.me/6VVR…
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AP still hasn’t called it.
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Every GOP House member had an opponent. The ticket-splitting was greater in Meyer’s district but a lot of members survived in spite of it all.
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MJ Samuelson retweeted
Please read every word of this, from Yuval. "In one sense, the range of explanations is so broad, and the public rebuke so overdetermined, that it might make it hard to decide where and how to change course. But in another sense, the comprehensive character of the problem makes it easier to define: The problem is Donald Trump. And the way forward for Republicans must begin by putting Trump behind them and asking themselves what they have to offer the country in his wake." nationalreview.com/corner/an…
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MJ Samuelson retweeted
Kansas last elected a Dem to the US Senate in 1932. What was important about 1932? Republicans passed the Smoot-Hawley tariff in 1930, and in '32 voters had the 1st chance to respond to its effects. Dems gained 97 House, 12 Senate seats, 11 governorships & the presidency.
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Replying to @danae_hudlow
I think when they say “candidate quality” they mean something entirely different from what we might mean.
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