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Refusing to pretend 🐦 is a serious place. ~Ben Sasse. Gov't Relations pro in TX. 🐦's are my own, except re🐦, those are somebody else's. UF 🐊 & BYU 🐱!

Central Texas
Joined August 2009
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Dear Football fans, this is a Safe Space. How do you feel about the College Football Playoff and ESPN officially agreeing to a $1.7 Billion dollar deal to expand the CFP to 24 teams and eliminate P4 conference championship games?
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Winning post for the day!
Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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2026 Midterm ends... 2028 Cycle begins.
I am just thankful that after this election everyone in Congress will be able to come together to solve the problems in this country. That’s what gives me hope ⭐️
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Down side to removing the student from student-athlete, the real world comes knocking real quick.
Baylor University is suing a former football player, alleging he breached a buyout agreement on his licensing and endorsement contract after transferring to LSU in January. ℹ️ kwtx.com/2026/10/30/baylor-u…
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Crazy — we’re only eight days away from the start of the 2028 primaries.
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Except @impactnews! Always look forward to seeing that in the mailbox! @johnpgarrett
Imagine thinking anyone reads a newspaper 📰 these days. 😂
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Well this sounds...problematic.
James Talarico's Minister admits he is attempting to mislead Texans on his views to get votes: “I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was.”
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Nerf bat. YES!
Megan, sorry for the delayed response. Just bothered to look. I think this response of yours is embarrassingly insipid. Sorry. First, as many have noted, you seem to know nothing about Jefferson’s writings on this, or Washington’s Letter to the Hebrew Congregation in Newport, or the debates around the establishment clause, the meaning of the Declaration, not to mention the role of deism and similar ideas. You also seem to think “they were 99% Christian” is some kind of novel insight and silver bullet argument. Disagreements between Christian denominations were quite meaningful to the Founders at the time, and to American culture generally. There were these people called “the Puritans” who, in no small part because these disagreements, fled England for America. It’s true that states could have established churches, but that practice evaporated very early in the new republic, in part because of this preference for theological diversity (if you prefer “theological pluralism” that’s fine with me). Indeed Madison and others argued that theological competition was actually good. But the really annoying thing about your response is that you are buying into the idea that the low brow rank bigotry that started this conversation can be salvaged with your shallow historical and theological musings. You are coming to the rescue of a mob of bigots, and you’re carrying a nerf bat into the fight.
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So no curse... OR... responsible for the win? 🤔🤘
NOOOO…. not Ted Cruz at the game. #cursed
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Replying to @ScooterMagruder
@ScooterMagruder so is there a curse or is he the reason for the win??? 🤔
This is Ted Cruz’s fault
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Dudes on E-Bikes flying down sidewalks should be fined or jailed. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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"I oppose trans athletes playing in girls sports if it endangers safety or fairness." Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico is changing his tune on biological men in women's sports. Pressed by Fox News' @Brooketaylortv on where he stands, Talarico said he would oppose trans athletes competing in girls' sports if it poses a risk to safety and fairness — a notable shift for a candidate who once claimed there were "six" biological sexes and said "God is nonbinary." He has since said he knows there are two sexes and acknowledged some of his past comments "missed the mark." @TheStoryFNC
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Gotta pass @SenTedCruz's Protect College Sports Act!
After a Monday evening videoconference of the Presidents and Chancellors of the Southeastern Conference, the Conference is issuing the following statement:
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Sore loser wants to burn it down before being kicked out by perpetuating false info.
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller is calling out Gov. Greg Abbott for what Miller says is inaction on data center development. ℹ️ kwtx.com/2026/08/07/sid-mill…
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HUGE shout out to @AmericanAir customer service!! First leg of flight was delayed (mechanical) almost 2 hrs. 😳 Going to cause me to miss connection to ural, destination. Wonderful lady on on customer support line helped me create a plan B - getting close enough to rent car...
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...she told me to also check at gate to see about a plan B+. Got to @AustinAirport and Mark at the counter (gate 28) helped get me later connection to my original destination, only losing a couple of hours! TY @AmericanAir for getting me back on track and where I needed to be!!
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