The worm at the bottom of the garden

Joined May 2018
A mile and a half on a bus takes a long time
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Guy who still thinks Caicedo is bad because he had one bad game that time
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Life is just like a vlog but in real life
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Turn me on, and turn me down
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You were right here all along
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Cannot tell me that Harry Styles is not Australian now
🚨 Someone get this guy a charger @Harry_Styles tells @thomyorke his laptop's been dead for 6 years and reveals where he keeps his notes: “On my phone. I use GarageBand a lot. And, like, voice notes.”
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Frodo was really jonesing for that ring
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Super handsome guys just do not need to have a fancy trendy haircut. It just looks like you're doing too much at that point. Theres such a thing as too good looking. Go basic and you'll still stand out
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Did we all just forget about chasing pavements by adele
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Turns out this kitty that keeps tryna get in my house didn't even want food, it just wanted a shag
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Wiggly Woo retweeted
Stephen Bartlett Rooster Potatoes
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Just heard a girl scream cuz a ladybird landed on her. It was my mate norman.
The best minute of British tv ever other than the guy who told Farage he'd been kicked in the head by a horse. The immediate tension is just perfect
He quite clearly said “the son of a man who failed his 11+” still, we can’t expect solid reasoning from a man who thinks you can grow concrete.
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Opening every conversation with "what are you glued to"
He quite clearly said “the son of a man who failed his 11+” still, we can’t expect solid reasoning from a man who thinks you can grow concrete.
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If people are nice and friendly to you - you'll have a good time and make new fiends If people are judgy and standoffish with you - you know they're the wrong kinda people and you can get outta there
I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared
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Just looking for a médecin, can be avec or sans frontières idrm
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Stephen Bartlett Rooster Potatoes
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Loam, loam, loam And a little room to roam
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Please please please for the love of all that is holy can I get glastonbury tickets this year
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Let me get what I want
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Kane misses just as many when he smashes it as when he stutters
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