Dads when they see other fellow dads at Chili’s

Me: *buys all natural lump charcoal and grass fed beef* Also me: *rips 1000 cigs and drinks 1000 beers while grilling said beef*

Black latex glove inventors after inventing BBQ

Dad shoes 2.5 seconds after being purchased

Did you know if a dad clicks his tongs together 3 times, he will be teleported to the nearest Home Depot

Nobody: People who light fireworks in the daytime:

Bro you are 30 years old, eat your fucking pizza crust

This dad just told me to grab him a beer without even telling me to grab him a beer

When are we gonna admit that pellet grills are just ovens?

Men will become dads and base their entire personality off these four things

Dads were just built different back in the day

Rad Dad Summer is coming 😎

The dad shoe of the summer 👀

Me watching my neighbor cut his grass right after I finish cutting mine