How I see the world after one margarita on the patio of the local mexican restaurant

What the Airbnb Ring camera sees when me and the gang pull up for a weekend full of shenanigans and tomfoolery

April fools prank: tag someone for no reason, so when they open their phone they’ll be all like “hey why’d you tag me for no reason?” and realize what a silly goose you are

The front right burner looking down on the rest of the stove top

Go ahead and get a handful since you wanna act like a goober

Anybody know what this app is used for??

Sometimes you can just tell by looking at someone they say “sportsball” at super bowl parties

Nobody: Every swiftie until the Super Bowl:

Me on Jan 28th after the chiefs win and we have to continue to see Taylor Swift

When the coupe buying you drinks on vacation start giving you this look…

When she sees my meme collection

White people when sweet caroline comes on at the function

This is like a renaissance painting

Salsa just hits different when it’s poured from the salsa carafe

You know the burger is about to be $28.50 when the fries come out in this

Alabama fans when the football man retires

Nobody: Person who accidentally wrote 23 instead of 24 as the date today: Oh fiddlesticks I do this every year

Me stocking up on some nice fruits and veggies for my New Year’s resolution so I can throw them in the trash like every year

Me after Santa brings me coal for being a little stinker all year

We used to be a country. A proper country