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i’m very much down to earth, just not this earth

Washington, DC
Joined August 2011
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Kamala’s husband’s ex-wife is supporting her more enthusiastically than Trump’s current wife is supporting him
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I am hopelessly biased but Barack and Michelle Obama are generational talents and those two speeches nearly tore the roof off the United Center. Hell of a night for the Harris/Walz campaign.
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A courageous and selfless decision. The President did what he’s done for the last four years - he listened to the American people and put the country’s interests ahead of his own. The exact opposite of Donald Trump.
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I’m nothing but proud today of my Pop, our President, Joe Biden, who has served our country with every bit of his soul and with unmatched distinction. Not only has he been—and will continue to be—the most effective president of our lifetime, but he has likely already cemented himself as the most effective and impactful public servant in our nation’s history. He has been at the center of, and had a material impact on, literally every single major issue that our country and world has faced for 50 years. Our world is better today in so many ways thanks to him. To the Americans who have always had his back, keep the faith. He will always have ours.
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katie britt is delivering this state of the union response the way hallmark characters declare love in christmas movies – at Kannapolis, NC
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Michelle retweeted
when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass
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Michelle retweeted
Replying to @machinegunkelly
God save me, I think I’m okay, bloody valentine, forget me too, my exes best friend, title track, kiss kiss, lonely, hangover cure, PRESSURE, jawbreaker
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Our favorite kinds of debates are the ones where all the lunatics tear each other apart for 2 hours and we get to watch. Watch along with us on August 23 by subscribing to Friends of the Pod. Join now at crooked.com/friends
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Doug Burgum took two Percocet and is just happy to be here
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epidemic of fatherlessness..? i am deceased
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OMG WHAT WAS THAT FINGER LICK
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ok did Asa Hutchinson pop a blood vessel puking before this???
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1 woman on this stage of 8 and it’s Nikki Haley….
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i am not patriotic nor punctual
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Me flippin thru the Cheesecake Factory menu
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Michelle retweeted
my ideal trail mix will contain m&ms and croutons
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it was so good that @ShaneGresk and I both cried (while drinking red berry ciroc/ soda and grey goose/ sprite, respectively)
who went to the movie last night? what'd you think? ironically, releasing the film released me from the insecure place i was in that had me hoarding content and never putting it out because "its not good enough" the cyphers do that too ima just start dropping all year 🤷🏼‍♂️
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they sounded like they were reading my sports thoughts but in dramatized announcer voices which is… problematic to say the least
These ESPN+ announcers literally don't even know the rules of football
Replying to @CassadeePope
It’s so easy to, like, not be a scumbag human? Sell your clip-ins and zip it, Insurrection Barbie.
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If it’s confusing to you, it’s because you think we’re “fighting” over politics. We’re not. This isn’t political. We’re calling someone out for being transphobic and thinking it’s hilarious. It isn’t.
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