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Twitter engineer shares her horrifying layoff tale: "The 37 minutes before I found a new job were the darkest moments of my life."
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Welcome to @Twitter, @POTUS! One question: Does that username stay with the office? #askingforafriend
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Some believe this fight is over with this vote tonight, but they're wrong. The fight for the future of Texas is just beginning.
I love that @Bourdain is at a Sizzlers on the Koreatown L.A. episode of #partsunknown now I want to got eat at one....well maybe no.
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@thomas_k. Read everything by this great author Thomas Kohnstamm. The new breed of GONZO writing!
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Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic church. The priest says, You're not welcome here. Higgs Boson says: You can't have mass without me.
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I have to buy health insurance just because I'm alive?! What's next? I have to buy auto insurance just because I drive everywhere??
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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"Man whose WMD lies led to 100,000 deaths confesses all"
BS alert: If he didn't exist he would've been invented. #Iraq
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Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
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Why save benghazi, then abandon #homs? Benghazi intervention stopped a massacre. Calculations looks so much simpler a year ago
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Think hashtags on Facebook are ridiculous? People are spray-painting them on walls in Egypt.
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Welcome to Twitter...@rupertmurdoch. I've left you a Happy New Year message on my voicemail!
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#ChristopherHitchens lost a lion.One of the best guests ever was my privilege to bring out. Stayed true to the end, not that I ever doubted
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"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead." - @GarryShandling
