I love ๐Ÿข.Former Dr. Pepper Jr Ranger.MFFL . I should be working but I'm reading about sports and posting shitty memes. Born on Friday the 13th.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2011
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Steve Kerr was stunned by the guy who looks exactly like him sitting behind the bench
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Devin Harris just mentioned this moment on the broadcast when Avery Johnson called a timeout just to chew him out for 30 seconds ๐Ÿคฃ I went and found it ๐Ÿ‘‡ @MFollowill x @Dev34Harris
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Jim Nantz says Mike Ditka used to pay and tip for everything with $100 bills, and never ask for change โ€œI noticed early on that all he carried were $100 bills. All he did was peel off hundreds all the time. Buy a beer at the bar on the way out to dinner, โ€˜Yeah, give me a Budweiser.โ€™ $100. Keep the change.โ€ โ€œCoat check, comes into a restaurant, comes out, $100. Man on the street, homeless, there was one guy that kind of understood the routine and he was there every week. Mike, every time, $100 bill.โ€ โ€œI finally got up the nerve to say, โ€˜Hey coach, why donโ€™t you ever get change? Why just the hundreds?โ€™ He says, โ€˜Hey, whatโ€™s the difference anyway?โ€™โ€ โ€œHe said, โ€˜You know, the way I look at it, when I die and they drop me down into the ground, I hope thereโ€™s a little opening in that coffin and my last $100 bill comes flying out and goes up into the sky and drifts away. That would make me happy.โ€™โ€ โ€œSo I said, โ€˜This gets a little pricey, doesnโ€™t it?โ€™ โ€˜Itโ€™s not that bad, Jim.โ€™ He said, โ€˜Hereโ€™s the way I rationalize it in my head. We got 20 weeks. I come every single Friday to New York. I come in with 50 $100 bills, $5,000. And at the end of the season, Iโ€™m spending $100,000.โ€™โ€ โ€œHe would say, โ€˜Iโ€™ve allocated $100,000 to the football season to go enjoy myself in New York. And thatโ€™s the way it is.โ€™ I take $5,000 in cash in hundreds every single week. And thatโ€™s what he did.โ€
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Holy shit someone check on Jerry Canโ€™t believe they showed this on the broadcast
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Munetaka Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."
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Umpires missed 24,334 calls during the regular season and had 5,684 calls overturned. These were the 10 worst called strikeouts.
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Can I say for the record please this division is absolute ass.
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Never lose a ball again with the Fairway Finder!
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Davante Adams can afford virtually anything, but says an unlimited Taco Bell card is one of his coolest flexes and he could spend $7,000,000 if he wanted to "There it is. And it's got my name on the back, so if anybody tries to rob me, you'll never be able to use it. It's like a credit card. This purple card is basically like a black card, but it's purple and only can be used at Taco Bell, it is unlimited." "I can go in there and buy, $7 million worth of Taco Bell today if I wanted, and go have a Taco Bell party." "That's probably one of the coolest flexes I have. The black card and all that stuff's cool, but a lot of people have that." "Only two people have the purple card right now."
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What itโ€™s like being a Texas Rangers fan this season #allfortx
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THIS IS THE MOST INSANE PLAY IN MADDEN HISTORY. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ HOLY HELL.
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Cris Collinsworth in the booth watching Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs
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Alec pierce you can have my heel i was cooking my bet
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โ€œDad, whatโ€™s it like being a Cowboys fan?โ€ Dad:
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THE RECORD FOR DAK
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Wyatt Langford JUMPS OVER THE CATCHER AND SCORES ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAY IN SPECIAL TEAM HISTORY. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ A PUNT PICK-SIX.
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The first car to park on the trailer wins , Iโ€™ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Former Dr. Pepper Jr. Ranger ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿข retweeted
Internet = UNDEFEATED
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