rob delaney · Apr 23, 2012 · 12:20 AM UTC

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You say "Jump," I say "How high are you on pot? I am the boss of my jumping. Go to rehab."

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Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P · Nov 18, 2011 · 2:19 PM UTC

Sean W retweeted

I do look forward to watching the GOP have to get behind a guy who was pro-choice & pro-gun control when the 5th Harry Potter book came out.

rob delaney · Apr 11, 2011 · 5:11 PM UTC

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I never wear cologne to an important meeting. I bench an old fridge 10x & let my jungle pheromones show them who's boss.

Mad Decent · Mar 23, 2010 · 1:45 AM UTC

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks