Sean W · Feb 25, 2022 · 9:33 PM UTC

to anyone who says Carhartt has been ruined by hipsters; it has been a streetwear brand since before you were old enough to be racist.

Sean W · Jun 24, 2017 · 3:15 PM UTC

it saddened me to realize that JCVD came out shortly after the demise of HDDVD. i feel like JCVDHDDVD coulda saved the format

Sean W · May 17, 2016 · 5:30 PM UTC

reality is good and bad glued together...poorly. nothing means anything. truth is an illusion. let's go watch TV

Sean W · Nov 5, 2012 · 6:57 PM UTC

politicos keep using the phrase "the masses" but all I can think is "them asses".

Sean W · Jul 28, 2012 · 10:40 PM UTC

yo sassyfrASSes! stop being lame and come deep throat some karaoke @JackpotMusic TONIGHT!!

Sean W · Jun 22, 2012 · 11:15 PM UTC

I'm over chips & salsa, I'm on cookies now.

Sean W · May 6, 2012 · 8:17 PM UTC

Sean W · May 4, 2012 · 7:02 AM UTC

"sometimes you gotta tickle the poop out"

rob delaney · Apr 23, 2012 · 12:20 AM UTC

Sean W retweeted

You say "Jump," I say "How high are you on pot? I am the boss of my jumping. Go to rehab."

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Sean W · Apr 21, 2012 · 4:05 AM UTC

the best part of this show was when he stopped playing guitar and started playing nunchucks

Sean W · Apr 20, 2012 · 6:07 PM UTC

just realized that my level 61 argonian assassin was deleted from my save files... I don't know how to feel feelings anymore.

Sean W · Mar 30, 2012 · 11:31 PM UTC

i forgot my phone at home this morning and it feels like i am suffering from phantom limb. that's depressing.

Sean W · Mar 30, 2012 · 4:15 AM UTC

where do I get one of those light-saber dildos?? #axeonenightonly

Sean W · Mar 13, 2012 · 10:29 PM UTC

the most effective method to quit smoking? kill yourself. statistics don't lie bro.

Sean W · Feb 8, 2012 · 6:22 AM UTC

"Neil Young is great, but you guys are boring. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette" -my stepmom

Sean W · Feb 7, 2012 · 5:47 AM UTC

"i don't even understand how that baby can draw penises"

Sean W · Feb 2, 2012 · 4:21 AM UTC

hmm. I need to find a way to get Oreo's out of the bag AND into my mouth without using hands...

Sean W · Jan 19, 2012 · 8:26 PM UTC

don't rub it. be a man

Sean W · Dec 4, 2011 · 10:45 PM UTC

in the middle of the line of cars at the ATM was a dude standing there in his pajamz. not giving a fuck, just wanting to get some skrill

Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P · Nov 18, 2011 · 2:19 PM UTC

Sean W retweeted

I do look forward to watching the GOP have to get behind a guy who was pro-choice & pro-gun control when the 5th Harry Potter book came out.