@mentalpause1

The glass is half-full AND half-empty. I can be in 2 places at the same time. This rabbit hole never ends from:@mentalpause1

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Joined August 2018
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Dark chocolate is just regular chocolate with secrets that you don't want to know about
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ugh ™@oconeebuildr11h
it’s important to remind youngsters they’re not even close to rock bottom
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maya@mayapo1ogies20h
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 18
My services include standing in the corner and using a slide whistle while you have sex
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Social media has become a coping mechanism.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 15
It’s never too late to make as many fuck ups as you can.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 17
Jump out of bed ready to seize the day? No, I don’t do that.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 18
It’s never too late to become a better version of yourself. Just kidding, you’re screwed.
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ugh ™@oconeebuildrOct 17
a lady with blue eyeshadow is lecturing me about putting ketchup on steak, hwg 😡
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ugh ™@oconeebuildrOct 18
the more people i follow the more people i have to pray for on sunday, maybe this explains that, amen
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ugh ™@oconeebuildr18 Oct 2024
lady at the grocery store looked at the cereal on the top shelf and then looked at me and im like use your words shorty
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If it weren't for you guys I'd be left to my own thoughts and Nobody wants to see That happen
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Some people feel like home.
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Jö$h@JoshKing2Oct 18
Any good YouTube videos on drilling a hole in your head to let the disappointment out?
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 18
I thought Fireball was an STD
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Weekend Twitter is basically just your regular afternoon thoughts
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I'm def getting a helicopter one day. It'll be like one minute you're flying, and the next you're not. Anybody on board with me?
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chad@chasedbywaspsOct 18
blocking people for no reason
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chad@chasedbywaspsOct 18
trying to perfect the ultimate supplement stack that will induce more fear-based dreams
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chad@chasedbywaspsOct 18
first rule of fight club: I love you
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterApr 18
Penguins look chewy
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