analyst @PastelAlpha

Joined March 2021
melon retweeted
if you don't chase fast money, you'll make money fast
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melon retweeted
This can be the first company acquired by memecoin degens by trading a memecoin. This is actually insane. 8K5X85PAJHAAVSvYaAzgVPPAPsqqHmvx16ZyBiscYF8L
A 40M mcap stock just got listed on Stonk. Stock is so low mcap it moves like a crash coin. It's really possible to own this company by buying this coin, and they are trying. For reference: HIMS market cap $BONER - 7 billion QUBT market cap (they are trying many) - 1.7 billion WYFI market cap $RABBIT - 735 million VIDA market cap $CTO - 40 million It's so easy to take over this company as memecoin degens. 8K5X85PAJHAAVSvYaAzgVPPAPsqqHmvx16ZyBiscYF8L
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An absolutely monster staff call from @melonflips ‼️ solana:7TBkWkqohDZEoCAh1ykErGKyZzgFUEjxTv75xQeAvTeP 186K > 5.3M (28x) Who else aped with us?
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can fuck around onchain all you want but the core cryptos are going to 3-5x+ from here min, you get these spots only once every few years
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i dont think we could construct a better reality going into the bull market - mobile trading apps going giga viral hitting top 5 in iphone app store - exchanges w billions on their balance sheet fighting w each other for market share w their own blockchains - the president endorsing the most successful app to come out of crypto in the past 5 years in a public presser - sec passing legislation to make it easier for crypto companies to properly tokenize - retail traders already on a euphoria high from printing infinite on ai stocks the pass two years and accustomed to trading volatile single name assets - frontrunning 4 year crypto cycle bottom w/ most CT natives still w/ immense amounts of sidelined capital to deploy
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melon retweeted
The 1st billion dollar meme on Robinhood will not be "vlad" or "robinhood" related btw. It will be a generic meme that normies can pile in to.
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Always nice to see a new ponzi ponzi'ing $FRAUD 2.7m > 9m
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melon retweeted
Still insane to think that Panahi will go to prison after the Oscars. It Was Just an Accident deserved to be in contention for some wins at least, especially a best picture nomination
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesMar 15
Jafar Panahi has arrived at the 2026 #Oscars
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melon retweeted
typpa shit you see before getting your back blown out on chain lol
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Happy new years from NZ. The biggest one yet ☝️.
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Just a quick recap of the past week or two in Pastel Alpha. All of these were pinged by staff in an alert channel for all members. $PUMPV2 96k > 3.5m (36x) $FKH 1m > 18m (18x) $SNOWBALL 1.3m > 12.3m (10x) $UNIPCS 380k > 1.6m (4x) $realgarrytan 1.4m > 5.7m (4x) $COBBL 78k > 300k (4x) $ramcoin 230k > 930k (4x) $67 18m > 45m (2.5x) $AGENT 400k > 950k (2x)
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Replying to @melonflips
Melon candle.
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One candle body above 10M and I’m pulling the trigger on the $30K top blast. Don’t care if I’m a little late and it’s 12M-13M from too much buy pressure. I’ll send it to 20. My finger is twitching, so eager to buy here. 🫣⏰.
I will be blasting another $30K into the $FKH chart when it touches $10M FOMO app (public wallet). There may or may not be secret entities joining me with more capital than that at the same level. Read below, before I blow this shit up. This is a Horse's Market.
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as a 19 year old, i think im pretty lucky to have already realized that money means absolutely nothing after a certain point (+$100k to my nw wont significantly change my life, etc) but honestly i don't think this mindset young people have is unjustified theres so much fear mongering about the world right now (AI will steal your job, degrees are pointless, markets will implode in 2026, etc) not to mention all the larping we see everyday on social media but once you learn to zoom out + separate yourself from this, as well as understand how much you truly need to support your lifestyle on a weekly basis, you’ll have such an edge over everyone else in the world you should still work hard and have a sense of urgency, but it wont be ruled by panic. instead, it’ll be driven by your own direction
whats going on with the 18-23 year old crew and this existentialism of not making it financially by some (crazy young) age
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This is the part of the cycle where many grinders get filtered out; they’ll leave for breaks and miss the opportunities that matter the most
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nobody is more stressed than 19-25 years old thinking they are running out of time.
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every trader will sit on CT and complain about deployer bots and farmers making 10-20k on creator fees yet they wont risk anything to help fix the problem
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Turned 24 today. I still remember a year ago, when I bridged over the last little bit of money I’d made from NFTs. As a recent college grad, I spent months trenching instead of job searching, with nothing to show for it. After months and months of losses, I was down to 22 sol before I had to officially call it quits. Now, a year later, I own an apartment and have my dream car on the way. I owe everything to the amazing people in @PastelAlpha — from the staff to the green leafs. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Going to give a few memberships ($200 usdc) out all you have to do is 1️⃣ Follow @chefboyardli & @PastelAlpha 2️⃣ RT + Like 3️⃣ Comment sol address
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It’s disgusting how many livestreamers psyop their viewers into being exit liquidity. They hype legit dog shit new pairs, dump on their viewers, and act like nothing happened. New traders watch their stream wanting to learn then watch some clown ape 10 SOL into a 10k mcap coin and dump on his own chat. It’s rotten behavior killing the trenches. How do we fix this?
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