i’m your rival

New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
nathan fielder, have you met gypsy rose blanchard
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Hard to gauge merit from effusive early reactions alone but You Can See Everything really is that compelling. What a feast. Several times the theater audibly shifted forward in their seats. Nathan, Elizabeth, and Elizabeth’s evil hung gay coked up husband have something major.
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mel 🐝@melbeeingOct 16
Replying to @ElizabethHolmes
shut up BILLY
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when you become unimportant at work
damn what happened to y’all 😭😭
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunOct 13
i’m ngl the botted right wing spam feels noticeably less prevalent rn. including those socialism tracker accounts that would get 10k likes on the most banal tweets. i am beginning to believe zelensky.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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the holy spirit playing the bible
grimes playing slayyyter
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mel 🐝@melbeeing9 Apr 2025
I like grimes bc I’m also just a weird girl who sleeps with terrible men sometimes
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ben franklin was sooooo cunt for flying a kite in a storm with a little key on it to discovery electricity. and he did all that while wearing heels? girl
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streets saying rosalía will make history on snl
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Charli delivers justice for “Drop That Kitty” in a new TikTok with Tinashe: “ACL u better uplift tinashe”
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i am calling for a total and complete shutdown of San Franciscans entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.
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me applying to harvard with perfect grades, perfect attendance, president of every club, and my dad is mr. harvard
🚨 Slayyyter has submitted "WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA" for Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs!
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updating the sacred texts
Slayyyter in Phillyyy 🐰‼️
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Look both ways!
mel 🐝@melbeeingOct 6
still there :(
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Dario Amodei is at the desk to assure that the future of humanity is safe from AI
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The Cat on the Pillow, by Adolf von Becker (1831-1909)
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Pitchfork
@pitchforkOct 2
Stream Tinashe instead pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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@ Ryan Murphy
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 2
Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s fiancé, Ken Urker, has died at the age of 33, TMZ reports. He was found unresponsive on his birthday. The couple welcomed their daughter in 2024.
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