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just for bants!✌🏾 ♍️

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Joined March 2018
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Ijk the air is SO clean 😍
Serengeti, Tanzania
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"i got you books from your wishlist"
What's more romantic than "I love you"?
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She is innocent your honor!!! Arrest Ashley in her place
Dr. Wendy’s look for some recent Potomac Press 🌸🔥 #RHOP
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this year made me realize i can live without people, i’ll miss them but i’ll be okay
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Whatever you choose to do in your dating life, please date a gorgeous man
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Don’t overplay your role. Everyone will be fine without you
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this a terrible time to meet me in life i do not give a fck anymore
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comme ça que j’regarde un type qui il me plaît.
that head-to-toe scan 😭
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Replying to @Mwass_
Someone said Omena should be sold in a hardware pamoja na misumari and I couldnt agree more more !
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lol you do know Mormon's believed black people would be their slaves in heaven😅
But instead of burning us in hell, why cant God use us as slaves in heaven Like we can fetch water for the righteous 🤔
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lol.
If a man introduces you to his friends,take it from me,he wants to marry you
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Co-sign. It's just not something I'm going to do as a lady. Also emphasis on I and Me.
Texting men first feels very unnatural to me and I don’t like it. I said I. I, not you, before you come to argue with me.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I started reading this cursed book again because I need a very good excuse to sob in public all month.
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I agree, but this will never work in Nairobi. The rot starts with the people.
We have to be honest about Nairobi on the following things: 1. Get matatus and Nduthis out of CBD. 2. We need to move away from the traditional train/underground tunnel thinking and introduce trams. More cheaper. 3. The trams will move around CBD. 4. Get hawkers out of CBD!!!
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Only a colorist will try to explain to you how someone with glass skin and babydoll features is ugly because what other metric are you coming to this conclusion with?
Ugly women with confidence is a danger to society.
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But she's gorgeous! Wdym??
Ugly women with confidence is a danger to society.
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Your glutes don't always need to get bigger 🙂‍↔️ Sometimes, a leaner waist is what makes them look bigger. Illusion…..
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2 tam people are very dizzy.
Coming across too many dwanzees shouting sijui “hospitals and schools before stadiums.” But hospitals and schools are pure cost centres... they need endless money for doctors, teachers, drugs, books maintenance. How are we going to cover these ongoing costs??! They need a revenue base. A stadium on the other hand, is a revenue-generating asset that creates jobs, tourism, commercial activity and tax income. That my fellow Kenyans is the classic sequencing in development economics...expand productive capacity and fiscal space first, then sustainably fund the capital-absorbing social services. Anything else is nonsense....
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rn is a terrible time to piss me off; i might never talk to you again. idgaf who you are.
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I Stan this.
There’s a lady who booked a soft glam make up, showed up for her appointment in regular clothes… went back home and changed into her wedding dress😭😭😭Make up artists are so angry
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