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Walkden, England
Joined August 2010
Jack Grealish at half time. #EFC #LEEEVE
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I’m not Moyes out as I believe at the moment with all the change at the top he’s steady hand but fucking hell he doesn’t half help himself at times does he?
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As weak as Rio Ferdinand’s defence of the Man Utd owners that. #EFC #EVECHE
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Don’t get me wrong it was a great night but….
Last time we faced Chelsea... The night you made Hill Dickinson Stadium our fortress. 💙
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5 weeks. I cannot wait.
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I mean *technically* he’s equaled it but I get your point.
Congratulations to Lewis Koumas on making more Champions League appearances than Everton Football Club.
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Looking forward to James Tarkowski continuing the trend of centre halves scoring absolute screamers against Coventry in the coming weeks. #COVNEW
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Dead inside if you’ve not found that a *little* funny. #LIVMCI
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2 points dropped there. Both goals conceded really poor, had plenty of chances to score more than 2 as well. Move on, still unbeaten, who knows what Chelsea will bring next week? #HULEVE #EFC
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Imagine winning your first championship in a country you’re not old enough to drink champagne in. You’d be fuming.
A BIG WHAT IF Kimi Antonelli was quick to cool down in parc ferme, pouring water over his head after an exhausting Singapore Grand Prix. But could the water turn to championship-winning champagne at the next race? It’s a long shot, with five drivers still mathematically in contention for the title, but it’s not impossible. #f1 #f1news #singaporegp
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Never mind the offside, Armstrong should have buried that. #HULEVE #EFC
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“Keep it tight early lads, nothing stupid…” #CHEBOU
Goal - ROGERS Assist - HENDERSON Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth (3 mins) #FPL #CHEBOU
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Can we rename this race the F1 Hobble? #F1Sprint #SingaporeGP #P1
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That’s about 115 million Grealish Donuts for anyone who needs context to their maths.
🚨 An asking price of about £800m, inclusive of debts of about £380m, has been mooted for Everton Football Club [@_pauljoyce]
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It was too perfect of an opportunity.
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It’s very Everton to break FFP rules and get worse in the process. At least City won the lot whilst cheating.
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Business idea for you Andy, convert your Tactics Truck into a portable shitter.
Former footballer and sports commentator Andy Townsend, has called out a walker for having a shit in his local pub toilet and then leaving without buying a drink. He’s right. Do you agree?
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