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Computer Geek. #OcularFuckingMelanoma

Columbus, OH
Joined February 2008
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Since my kids math teacher quoting @codinghorror is going viral (for me anyway), I thought I'd share my #OcularFuckingMelanoma talk. Go dilate your eyes. youtu.be/BJCzKHzf5_Y – at Columbus, OH
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Elder spam is evil and should be outlawed
Really sad story: 'One 82-year-old woman, who wore pajamas with holes in them because she didn’t want to spend money on new ones, didn’t realize she had given Republicans more than $350,000 while living in a 1,000 square-foot Baltimore condo since 2020.' cnn.com/interactive/2024/10/…
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If you haven’t gotten with your elderly loved ones and started managing their finances so they don’t give away their social security to some spam saying so and so is gonna take away their social security…. Please get it done ASAP.
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Thank you @OSUCCC_James @JeffCVIR and @Immunocore Not bad for 1 year celebration of stage 4 Ocular Melanoma
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Shoutouts to everyone Especially all my friends at the Martha Morehouse infusion floor!
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Mike Cornell retweeted
Here is every sack of Deshaun Watson set to the Law and Order SVU theme song
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Posting this here for ⁦@WindingDot⁩
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omg hate switching between US and European date formats, so many mistakes & now I'm editing, i literally don't recall which is which. 2024-10-17 is the only clear way. (yes the EU format is "more correct" than the US, by a bit: dd/mm/yy instead of mm/dd/yy - but neither sorts)
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NGL, Romo has work to do to catchup with @Upper90ClubPod
Tony Romo imitates (or tries to) a raven on the Commanders-Ravens CBS broadcast. 🏈🎙️🐦‍⬛🗣️
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Alexandru Matan scored not once, not twice, but three times last night. ⚽⚽⚽
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Sweet mother of God, someone asked Porter about Matan in the post game. #crew96
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OMFG Matan playing for that contract #Crew96
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6⃣ Years On...We Look Like This! (+🏆🏆🏆🏆) Happy SdTC Day & Fan Appreciation Day! 📍 #Crew96 🆚 #NERevs ⏰ 7p Pre-Game | 7:40p ⚽️ 🏟️ @LowerFieldCbus 📻 @1057Alt 📱🖥️ @iHeartRadio 📺 @AppleTV "Home Radio" Option 📸 @Studio79 | @schudel_ralph
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8th anniversary of this tweet: (2016)
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#Crew96 set the point record last night, but they did so in 32 games vs 57 points in 30 games in 2008 Must win the next two matches to eclipse 1.90 PPG record set then Win and a draw comes just short (1.88)
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Turn off the fucking jackhammer Twice in two games dipshits #Crew96
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As seen in Delaware Antique Mall A 12” single of Diego Rossi’s favorite track #Crew96
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