Not the McGuinness you're looking for Software dev in ROC NY Bozo did the dub PSIA L3 Alpine

Rochester, NY
Joined August 2008
Bike (and ferry) from NY to see @beavercalls tonight in Burlington VT!
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Bill McGuinness retweeted
Replying to @fauxbeatpoet
This commercial made my life hell for about 4 years.
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Almost showtime for @LarkinPoe, what a cool venue, Babeville in Buffalo!
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Bill McGuinness retweeted
Honestly, Norm MacDonald inspired me to get fired from SNL.
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The new season of "I Think You Should Leave" (Netflix) is almost here! It is not for everyone, but I love this awkward, profane, batshit crazy show like Paul loves his mother-in-law. Even my Google assistant knows what's up. @itysl
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The collective noun for rich kids is a "chorus", per @beavercalls ultra-catchy Out of Vogue. How do we make this official?
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Watch out for falling flower pots, ya jackasses!
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Another conjunction with Rochester's cloud cover and something cool in space. I'll trade this for clear skies for the April 2024 full eclipse! #roc #GreatConjunction
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....I thought turkeys could fly!
47%As God is my witness...
53%As God as my witness...
30 votes • Final results
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I was solidly in the "as my witness" camp, but wow this was close. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
This summer, play the world's safest outdoor game! Stand far apart, and you only touch your own equipment. Protective fins keep the handles away from germs.
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I can tell how far along you're in #TigerKing by asking "What's Joe's last name right now?"
With @mrbocce 's help I could be almost a thousand dollars richer tonight.
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My Costco shampoo slipped in some new scents. Did they mix up the "before" and "after"? I would just skip showering...but now I've got a years worth of this.
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Oh no, I got some in my eyes!!
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Shout out to @mrbocce, who found an 8 year old memory leak in our server code today. Well, technically a customer found it on Monday.
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Just recognized a @pkewx3 song in an episode of @SchittsCreek. I believe this qualifies me for expedited entry into Canada, if not an offer of full citizenship.
Here's the box score in hex: BOS: 0x0108 LA: 0x2008
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In Toronto just now for the last of four @theholdsteady shows. If the crowd has lost their collective voices since Wednesday, the bullpen is ready. #thscs
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