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Fairport, NY
Joined April 2009
Check out this podcast, interview with my mother. 75 yrs with Type 1 Diabetes and still going strong! xitter.cf/DiabetesCxn/status/803…
This week, 75 years of living w/#T1D. Meet awesome @JoslinDiabetes medalist, Judith Ball: ow.ly/mxmc306CDXW #dsma #ndam
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My hot take lives it's 7th year...
Today's hot take: Gerrit Cole will not win a World Series game with the NY Yankees.
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Jᴏʜɴ Bᴀʟʟ retweeted
Brighton PD has a person detained at 386 Browncroft Blvd, w/an outstanding warrant from Rochester PD Goodman Section #BrightonNY #ROC Unfortunately, the understaffed Rochester PD has no one available to take the criminal into custody so BPD will be releasing him #RochesterNY
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Alex Lyon is a brick wall! @BuffaloSabres – at West Walworth, NY
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Tage Team USA signed jersey & 2 great seats to the game on Saturday. Someone has to win. Possibly you!?! #sabrehood
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Hey @marlins_man it's the last night this season to make this happen! Let's go! #WorldSeries – at West Walworth, NY
Replying to @marlins_man
@marlins_man please buy Mary Hart a Dodger Dog. DM me your Venmo and I'll pay for it
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TV would never miss a drive in football, an inning of baseball, or minutes of a basketball game for commercials or random commentary. Why are we missing ANY shots at The Ryder Cup? Come on NBC/USA. Be better.
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I pledge to lose 26 lbs so that I can do amazing things like Jordan Davis too! @Eagles #JordanDavisDiet – at West Walworth, NY
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MVE! – at West Walworth, NY
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Replying to @spittinchiclets
@spittinchiclets @ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 Please throw your weight around about how bad the @espn broadcast quality is…it’s like watching with noise canceling headphones versus the quality of @Sportsnet. Insulting to real fans. #StanleyCupPlayoffs
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Hey @espn PLEASE stop suppressing the crowd audio on the broadcasts! It’s absolutely killing the viewing experience. Want to sell the game? Well then let the game be heard! It’s the #NHLPlayoffs for gods sake @MapleLeafs @Senators
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Trying for an answer again this season. @phillies @PhilliesNotes @ThePhilliesShow @TMacPhils @RAJr_20 @ToddZolecki Why no Game Notes? #Phillies
Hey @phillies, @TMacPhils, @JohnKruk, @RAJr_20... Why don't the Phillies publish Game Notes (PDF on website) like many other MLB teams do before each game?
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This tweet good for another year.
Today's hot take: Gerrit Cole will not win a World Series game with the NY Yankees.
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WORST OPENING DAY EVER! @MLBTV c'mon man, get your streaming working!!!
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Bandit has crashed.
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Jᴏʜɴ Bᴀʟʟ retweeted
I have to admit that sometimes it bothers me that even now @Kreskin knows what I'm thinking.
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Replying to @peacock
@peacock your broadcast team for this Penn State game sucks. They can't even figure out who plays for what team. They've called players names from the wrong side several times tonight. Terrible broadcasting.
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Just checking in on this tweet, yep, good for another year. Cole should have covered first. #WorldSeries
Today's hot take: Gerrit Cole will not win a World Series game with the NY Yankees.
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Who won? #WorldSeries
100%Ice Cube
0%Fat Joe
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