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Joined July 2012
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reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority
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Dr: we had to remove half of your colon me. why
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Беларусь ассоциируется с картофелем, славится своей молочкой, внутри страны гордится количеством воды в водоемах и добычей соли. Коротко белорусскую экономическую модель можно описать как «всё для пюре»
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тут @mayvpri слово новое придумала! СОПЛЕДНИЙ. сопледний день = день, когда ты лежишь под пледиком, потому что у тебя сопли, aka сикдэй
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Watch live as SpaceX tests Crew Dragon’s in-flight launch escape capabilities xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1kvKpRyZk…
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one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven’t been the same since
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Original concept art. #TheMandalorian
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Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends!
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Happy palindrome week! 9-10-19 9-11-19 9-12-19 9-13-19 9-14-19 9-15-19 9-16-19 9-17-19 9-18-19 9-19-19 (won't happen again for 92 years)
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I am so, so sorry for this, but I discovered that by typing a sexy first sentence, you can make AI bots write the worst erotica imaginable.
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#starhopper standing proud after its final launch! What an epic water tower. More footage to come! @elonmusk @SpaceX
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Плод незаконный лишённой достоинства девы, Ну-ка сюда подойди, нечистоты собачьи, Вздумал ли ты вероломно покой мой нарушить? Ты, словно с пят до макушки навозом покрытый! Может над честью моей ты решил надругаться? Ну, подойди, я и сам над тобой надругаюсь!
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20 years ago this month, as I began filming X-MEN, I started posting regular updates to my website. Before the term "blog" was around, I called it a journal, but in effect it's among the earliest blogs anywhere on the web. Enjoy! mckellen.com/cinema/xmen/lai…
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Happy #FourthofJuly! 🇺🇸🍑
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Приходите к нам изучать историю, у нас есть: 1568-1570 русско-турецкая война 1672-1681 русско-турецкая война 1686-1700 русско-турецкая война 1710-1713 русско-турецкая война 1735-1739 русско-турецкая война 1768-1774 русско-турецкая война 1787-1791 русско-турецкая война
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In the first English-language version of ‘The Communist Manifesto’ translated by Helen Macfarlane in 1850, the famous first sentence 'A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism' was published as ‘A frightful hobgoblin stalks throughout Europe’.
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The wise old Moon shows its age After billions of years of cooling, the Moon continues to shrink. This @NASA study shows how wrinkle ridges, curved hills and shallow trenches are forming as the Moon loses heat: go.nasa.gov/2VpcOR3
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Не знаю зачем я это сделал, но не зря же делал! Однопрестольники
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