All books should be 250 pages. All movies should be 90 minutes. All TV shows should be 30 minutes. I have thoughts on podcasts as well which I won’t reveal at this time. Thank you.

Been having a blast making this docuseries. A little surprised that @AdWeek didn’t mention that I do all of @RossChastain’s stunt work.

Yo: DOLLY FREAKIN' PARTON says things that I wrote over @TheTimMcGraw's music!!! @rosieyakob + @faris, y'all are the best. Thank you for bringing me in to your vision + letting a kid do right by his hometown. 🙇‍♂️

I’ve read Strands of Genius for years. @rosieyakob + @faris clearly noticed my thirsty clicking and were kind enough to ask me to guest curate today’s edition. Subscribe and it will be delivered right to your inbox. Email is wild. geniussteals.co/subscribe

Doing timesheets on Sunday morning is my spiritual cleansing.

Everyone’s making a docuseries so we made one too. It’s Friday Night Lights meets Days of Thunder. I fancy myself a Riggins but I’m probably a Landry. youtu.be/bIuwUUeE44o

The “👍” is the most hostile act of war since “sure.”

You can tell everything about a person by the way they say niche.

The 15 most serene seconds of my week are when I’m walking down my driveway to pick up the Sunday paper. Then I open the paper, panic for 168 hours, and, phew, it’s time to walk down my driveway again.

I made something new. Thanks to @FilmShortage for featuring it as its short of the day. Thank YOU for giving it your 12 minutes. I don't deserve you. You're perfect. filmshortage.com/dailyshortp…

Check out the online premiere of my new short film SHED. Made in Nashville with my favorite people @danesburch, @BlakeAllen, and @andymcentire. Featuring original score by the brilliant @AaronMarshMusic. Produced by @IAFilms. xitter.cf/filmshortage/status/10…

The horrors of life are no match for the beauty of it. Please watch the trailer for my new short film SHED, made with love by @andymcentire, @blakeallen + @danesburch with original score by @aaronmarshmusic. vimeo.com/250454817

Like father, like son. (We were both conceived in @WaffleHouse restrooms.)

My wife made this for me a few weeks back + now it means even more to me + I will drink everything out of it always.

I am on this panel + I will be discussing that time Richard Marx favorited one of my wife’s tweets. xitter.cf/SMCnash/status/7206204…

I’ve been so consumed with creating the perfect playlist for my funeral that I haven’t lived in three years.

At the b-ball courts yesterday a teenager called me "old man" and it was simultaneously empowering and deflating.

Hey bros, someone is trying to trade private hula hoop lessons for a Bonarroo ticket. nashville.craigslist.org/tix…