
Partner & Designer at @townshipagency. Music: https://xitter.cf/t.co/tmIzuC9G2p Podcasts: #MaATwYaJPTwY @realgoodbadshow @workingfile @gridshow.
Providence, RI
Joined February 2007
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Based on a true story
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My latest for @REALpunknews
New Spotify Feature Allows You to Listen to Music and Podcast at the Same Time, so You Never Have to Deal With an Intrusive Thought Again l8r.it/xx3O
My second for @HardDriveMag
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Man Thinking of Playing RPG Just Not Ready for That Kind of Commitment
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Still gotta be better than dating apps.
Warm Hoodie Out Of Dryer Doing Its Best As Stand-In for Human Contact l8r.it/XLST
He needs to watch that octopus documentary.
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Vegan Hardcore Band Forced to Settle for Pescatarian Bass Player
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It’s too bad there’s no one left on social media to read my latest for @REALpunknews
Man Hangs on to Social Media Just a Little Longer to See How Departure Announcement Does l8r.it/y894
I was born to write this
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Graphic Designer Saves New File as “Bane Flyer FINAL FINAL.PSD” l8r.it/3N1S
I don't see how this is funny.
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Indie Rock Died the Day the O.C. Went off the Air thehardtimes.net/opinion/ind…
Matt McInerney retweeted
👋 We’ve partnered with the AI overlords just in time to help you create holiday cards for the special people in your life. Sure, it can get a little dark, but we think it will work in a pinch. #townshipholidai
happyholidays.ai/
I only listen to one-man black metal side projects.
I Only Listen to Metal, and Also a Bunch of Other Stuff When No One Is Around
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I'm just a pedal away from being good though
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I Said I’m a Guitar Nerd, I Didn’t Say I’m Good thehardtimes.net/blog/i-said…
Based on a character I created
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Brewery Full of Bearded 34-Year-Olds Turn Around as Woman Shouts “Hey Matt!” thehardtimes.net/culture/bre…
Alright, let's give this a spin:
Do cashews and peanuts ever look at walnuts and ask, "OMG, what happened?!"
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My Hilarious Tweet Would Have Gone Viral if Not for the Terrible Mismanagement of Twitter Recently l8r.it/ZDbs














