Matt Patterson

And your “live” agents aren’t helpful with “book your own hotel” and “go online to search other flights” and then leaving the chat. Your site wants to charge me a fee to rebook without the email link….that’s broken.

Hey @wizzair my flight was just canceled (like everyone else to Italy!) but the link you emailed for refunds or to change is broken. Help, please!

Tomorrow night, 20 years ago, I will meet my future wife.

So great to see @dashboardmusic tonight @StubbsAustin with my lovely bride. Set ended with HANDS DOWN, our wedding 1st dance song, 18.5 years ago. Here’s to 85.1 more. @A_Patters

Rocking the new found glory concert with @A_Patters the 40’s way, ear plugs baby!

The Legend of Flan Burgundy would be the best Mexican dessert food truck name ever. The menu would be on a teleprompter.

I just finished renovations on my new office and now looking for other peeps in NW Austin that want a cool/casual space to work out of. I’ve got 3 extra suites/offices to rent. If your curious hit me up! Did I mention it’s in an acre?!

Got a strange text from someone this so I decided to have some fun. Let’s see if they respond.

We’ll played, ⁦@dsw_us⁩! My daughter figuratively has two left feet, and your mail order team took the joke to the next level!

Prepping for a documentary shoot with @jjplaysbass and playing the “will it all fit” game for the carry on pelican.