Leoman of the Fails retweeted
"If you don't like that, if you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave". - Keir Starmer, February 15 2023
Leoman of the Fails retweeted
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
Extremely buried lede that his wife's pleas were about HIS INFANT SON'S HEART ATTACK AND HE LEFT THEM FOR FOUR DAYS WITHOUT VISITING
CBS News’ newest contributor seemingly chose Epstein over his wife’s pleas.
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
happy 30th birthday to the Janeway and Paris turn into Giant Salamanders and have Salamander Babies Together episode (January 29th, 1996)
Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Love to have nice conversations with people and find out what they're into
Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Weird how we say, "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bugs family describes it differently.
Impressed by how much psychic damage i can give myself just considering what the content of this article might be without any verbal clues
Leoman of the Fails retweeted
*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.
For all the people interested in this sub 200 follower account, including the owner of the site, consider this: you won, you should be happy, everyone you hate is being persecuted in the manner you wish. You aren't happy though, and you never will be, because you are broken.
Previously lauded comedy writer again proving he doesn't have brain worms by somehow still thinking about an 8-year old tweet from a non-name account.
Everyone should listen to @carolynporco … this alien spaceship stuff is completely out of hand - it’s OVERWHELMINGLY likely to be a lump of ice and rock. We went through similar nonsense with the ‘LHC might create a black hole and destroy the world’ fiasco. There is value in thinking about highly unlikely possibilities of course - and it can be fun to publish a paper or two on them - but some people who are not scientifically / statistically literate really worry about these things when they read about them out of context in the press or on social media.
Leoman of the Fails retweeted
I basically like my life, but I also feel that living in the world right now - I mean, especially right now, but really all the time - requires a level of radical compartmentalization that gives me the constant low-level burning sensation of going insane. Anyone else feel this??
Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Today I can finally announce that I’ve fraudulently accepted six simultaneous advances from different publishers for my “cozy” fantasy novel! Pub date pending resolution of the lawsuits, but in the meantime here’s a preview to whet your whistle ;)

































