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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
"If you don't like that, if you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave". - Keir Starmer, February 15 2023
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
show me THE ship from your fandom
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
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Extremely buried lede that his wife's pleas were about HIS INFANT SON'S HEART ATTACK AND HE LEFT THEM FOR FOUR DAYS WITHOUT VISITING
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
happy 30th birthday to the Janeway and Paris turn into Giant Salamanders and have Salamander Babies Together episode (January 29th, 1996)
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Great, is it finally time for people to stop showing me his dogshit opinions and face now
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Love to have nice conversations with people and find out what they're into
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Weird how we say, "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bugs family describes it differently.
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
This is the LAST day you can retweet this.
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Impressed by how much psychic damage i can give myself just considering what the content of this article might be without any verbal clues
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Coming soon…
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.
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For all the people interested in this sub 200 follower account, including the owner of the site, consider this: you won, you should be happy, everyone you hate is being persecuted in the manner you wish. You aren't happy though, and you never will be, because you are broken.
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Previously lauded comedy writer again proving he doesn't have brain worms by somehow still thinking about an 8-year old tweet from a non-name account.
I was right then and I'm still right.
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Everyone should listen to @carolynporco … this alien spaceship stuff is completely out of hand - it’s OVERWHELMINGLY likely to be a lump of ice and rock. We went through similar nonsense with the ‘LHC might create a black hole and destroy the world’ fiasco. There is value in thinking about highly unlikely possibilities of course - and it can be fun to publish a paper or two on them - but some people who are not scientifically / statistically literate really worry about these things when they read about them out of context in the press or on social media.
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
I basically like my life, but I also feel that living in the world right now - I mean, especially right now, but really all the time - requires a level of radical compartmentalization that gives me the constant low-level burning sensation of going insane. Anyone else feel this??
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Today I can finally announce that I’ve fraudulently accepted six simultaneous advances from different publishers for my “cozy” fantasy novel! Pub date pending resolution of the lawsuits, but in the meantime here’s a preview to whet your whistle ;)
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