Agency advisor & dedicated web nerd. Mostly tweet nonsense (less daft stuff on LinkedIn)

Hampshire, uk
Joined July 2009
I was recently asked by @matbennett to contribute to some research he was doing about #CRM for agencies. As this is a topic I'm profoundly interested in (folks who follow me may know we're platformed @HardNumbers on @HubSpot) and the findings make for interesting reading. Have a gander at the results, here: matbennett.com/agency-crms/?… #AgencySales #PRAgency #MarketingAgency
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Can @SouthernWater confirm that if is a current pollution discharge affecting Hayling Island? SSRS is reporting one but I thought these were storm discharges & there has been no rain. My kids were swimming today, so also keen to know when any discharge started
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Hey, @SouthernWater is your detection/reporting all ok? The @sascampaigns SSRS app says no report near us but the poo slick off Hayling seafront suggests otherwise
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I'm on Xwitter a lot less these days, because it is becoming a place I am less comfortable being part of. Most of my nonsense has now migrated to Blu*sky. If you are a person I have occasionally interacted with here and want a invite for there let me know.
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Seems that Twitter notifications just died for me. Got notifications on my phone, but the notifications in app says I've never had one since I joined Twitter
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Keep an eye on your Xwitter settings people. Twitter is rolling out audio/video calls. The default settings is that anyone you follow can call you.
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Never understood why some publishers let their monetisation partners endanger their standing like this. When I ran a competitor we'd refuse to do this. I'd have made a lot more money if He hadn't taken so long to enforce their own rules!
80% of sites that reached out to me publicly/privately after being hit by Google's HCU update had one common denominator All ran Mediavine, Adthrive, etc with ads that follow user scroll and cover the main content It wasn't simply a Google content update. It was a UX update too
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Why do @GoogleUK official pixel phone cases never last any more? 4 pixels in this house and the official silicon cases either discolour, distort or fall apart in months. Premium price cases that don't last as well as cheap Amazon ones. Bring back the old style
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I was just forced to use outlook on mobile to fix email issue for wife. My thoughts and prayers are going out to all the teams users today. 🤲
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Friday night opinion: Most bad SEO can be directly attributed to the major SEO tools encouraging people to focus on the wrong things
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Xwitte'rs latest enshitification seems to be notifications that creators I've never heard of posting. Classy
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Adding to the ever growing list of "things I can do, but probably not all that well", I seem to now also be a podcast host. Here is a thing I've been working on howtosellanagency.com
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Last night I hit the gym for the first time since before my 2017 cancer diagnosis. Currently struggling to life my coffee to my face
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Also struggling to type apparently
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My garage door is jammed. I can see the issue, but I'll need to take the whole door off to fix it. Do I admit defeat now or when all my tools are stolen overnight because I can't get the door on again
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Just joining the school Zoom call. I feel we need a bingo card for these:✅Late start ✅Teaching can't work screenshare ✅Unmuted mic person screaming at the dog ✅Parent using call to grind the same irrelevant axe as always✅Mid-sentence cut off because school is on free zoom
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They've outdone themselves. 2 Presenters: host and the person with the content. Host has speakers off and thinks no-one can hear the presenter, so she's just winging it and talking over the presenter. The kids on the call are pissing themselves laughing. Such a waste of time
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Do the Tories have some sort of bet running over who can be the most batshit crazy person at conference?
I cannot stop watching this. It’s one of the most peculiar things I’ve ever seen, which given the venue, is really saying something. Get to the end (if you can).
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