“Participation trophies for Jedi, there are not.”-Lego Yoda
Rochester, NY
Joined January 2011
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Today is Small Brewery Sunday - support your local craft brewery by stopping in, having a pint (or three) and filling a to go bottle.
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NEW BEER ALERT! NSB ESB is the perfect mix of England and the ol’ US of A. Kinda like Duck Van Dyke’s accent in Mary Poppins. Stop by the taproom and pick up a crowler to go.
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Congrats to this dude on being the first person to realize that Colonel Sanders is a Time Lord regenerating with alarming frequency
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Jeopardy says whoever hosts full time will have to quit their other job, so I’m crossing my fingers it’s Joe Buck
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Me seeing a regular baby: ok
Me seeing a baby in any costume: IM GONNA... IM GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT!!!!! ARE YOU JOKING ME???? THIS BABY IS A LION?? THIS BABY!!! HES TOO LITTLE TO BE A LION! OK WHAT
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CAST MEMBERS!! if you were laid off and sell, well, anything (clothing? stickers? doodles? hats? old stuff on depop or eBay?) on a personal account online, please drop it below!!
will do my best to blast it out and help support any alternate source of income for you💕
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That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Please stop sauce shaming. If you want to put hoisin in your burrito, ranch on chicken wings, if you dip Hawaiian pizza in thousand island, you are valued. You are loved. Jam that fistful of jamon iberico into raw honey. Don't hate on someone else's food lubes. This is America.🇺🇸
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For all those wondering, this is my cousin Balki. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Mypos (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Chicago.
Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy.
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We turned the Joker stair-dancing scene into a commercial for boner pills. You’re welcome.
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Epcot Forever ending with Aladdin is like your funeral ending with a eulogy from the guy who murdered you.
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“Blood on the Saddle” was written about the time @mastergracey ate some bad tacos before his dressage class.
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I overheard @mastergracey say the Judy Dench version of SSE is superior because the jokes are clever.
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Things are angsty right now, here's a 1912 cartoon about how much President Taft likes pie
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Make sure to take your "still writing (insert year here) on my checks" tweets out of the freezer now, so they have time to properly defrost.