Pennywise the fucking clown is that you
𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙎 🫶
#BleedBlue | #WhatsNext
Mashed Taters retweeted
Been drinking alcohol at Place A. Now gonna go drink it at Place B. It's called having fun. It's what normal people do. Like me. You wouldn't get it.
Mashed Taters retweeted
The Flyers made the playoffs after sitting nine points out of the second Wild Card spot on March 10. Per NHLStats, Philadelphia became the first team in NHL history to make the playoffs after facing that large of a point deficit through 60 or more games played in a season.
Mashed Taters retweeted
I couldn’t tell you who would win a best-of-7 US-DR series. No one can. But the folks who treated it like a foregone conclusion the DR would blow the doors off the US because they go line-dancing for every base hit shouldn’t be taken seriously.
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Canada's WBC players are all wearing hockey jerseys before their game against USA
Tyler O'Neill cut the sleeves off of his
(via @ShiDavidi, @thehazelmae)
Soft
Tarik Skubal is scheduled to throw 55 pitches against Great Britain in the World Baseball Classic and then return back to Detroit Tigers Spring Training, per @BNightengale
Reasons like this is why I’ll never leave this app
Need a 1st down here to keep the drive going. Been a few days since we have reached pay dirt.
1st and 10: Liked her IG story 23 hours after she posted it. I stood out. She noticed. 7 yard gain.
2nd and 3: Sent her a funny IG reel. She read it, no response. False start, 5 yard penalty. Replay 2nd down.
2nd and 8: Posted a wholesome picture holding my baby nephew on my feed. Caption: “Can’t wait to stay a part of your life forever.” Showed stability, showed commitment, and showed heart. She liked the photo. 7 yard gain.
3rd and 1: My brain tells me to run a halfback dive up the A gap and tell her she’s the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life and how it would be my absolute honor to take her out on a date. But I am a gambler, just like my father and his father before him. I wanna score here. Play action fake to the running back and go for it all. I heart eyes her story of her at the gym and say, “Wyd tn?” She doesn’t open it for 24 hours. Incomplete pass.
4th and 1: Season is on the line. This is for all the marbles. I am at the bottom barrel of the playbook. Calling on my OC for a money play and he is useless. Need to get creative here. Need to think out of the box. Smarter me than me would kick 3 and take the points, but that’s not why I play the game. We decide we are going to go HB toss to the right. I remember in the film room preparing for the game who her favorite DJ is when she posted his audio in her last couple posts. It’s all about the details. I see he is playing this weekend in our city. I buy two tickets and ask her if she wants to go. She responds, yes, but can I bring a friend? I tell her I only have two tickets. She says she will let me know. I tell her I have a bag. She says, okay, I’m down. The dust clears, the ball barely and I mean barely crosses the line. The refs move the chains. I can’t wait for Saturday night
Mashed Taters retweeted
Kevin Patullo get out of this city. Absolutely cost the Eagles their chance at a repeat. A lost season in a lot of guys’ primes, and it’s because the offensive coordinator never had a clue. I want him gone before the night is over.
Replying to @Buccaneers
@Buccaneers absolute malpractice not getting Bucky Irving involved
Mashed Taters retweeted
lol Rashad White AND Sean Tucker both getting carried inside the 10yd line instead of Bucky Irving. The @buccaneers coaching staff is a prime example of retardation on national television.

























