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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 16

Like a gentleman #tuesdaynight

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoOct 17

After years of fucking whores for sport, Tommy has realized its really just door to door sales.

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoOct 9

Nothing as bittersweet as returning to the Mackintosh estate and seeing my hound.

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 30

Guess sho made it to the 3/4 of his classes today and is eating an apple. Buy Tommy’s stock while its low.#formerchud

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 27

How I look walking into class for the first time all year on exam day with two neurogums in.

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 22

You know you’re doordashing too much when you keep getting the same dashers

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 19

I hate when teams that should put bta act like the fucking shit after barely avoiding an upset

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 16

Our house dad banned porn and gambling on our wifi what a bitch

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 16

#freejoshjacobs

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 14

I think a girl being a bad driver is attractive.

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 14

20 years old and still cant fall asleep first at the sleepover.

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 12

Roomate got his dick bitten off #skank

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 12

Isiah marshall rucking sucks fuck black qbs

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 9

Left one is 100% bonnie blue. #miamiuaphi

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 8

I am going be giving some of my fraternity brothers rich ass dads the meanest elevator pitches during dad’s weekend while absolutely racked. #needit #knowaguy

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 8

Michigan is the most hated team in all of college football

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh retweeted

BREAKING: Western Michigan has submitted formal appeals to the NCAA FBS Oversight Committee and the College Football Playoff to be recognized as the winner of their game vs. Michigan. The MAC commissioner states, “After further study and investigation, it is now evident that replay protocol was not properly followed in determining whether time remained.”

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 7

How many delays have we had for cfb this year getting pretty fucking annoying.

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh retweeted

Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA@glizzy__goblin_Sep 6

Yesterday I learned in college football there are 3 clocks. The stadium clock, the game clock and the super secret third clock that is only revealed when Michigan is losing a football game that supersedes the other two

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Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh@MacattacktwoSep 7

Chamblisd is so underrated its insane

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