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Dad to two kids, husband to one wife 😁

God's Own County, England
Joined October 2010
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The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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The society would like to wish the 🐐 a very happy 30th birthday. To mark the occasion we have commissioned a flag that will soon sit proudly down at Walesby Lane. #UpTheSlack #UpTheTown
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like
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2026 Pavel Nedved looks like Stephen Graham acting as Pavel Nedved.
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"don’t do anything stupid, you’re already on a yellow" Enzo Fernández:
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Enjoying the mask slip moment tremendously, I must say. People have spent years trying to separate him from the rest of the Argentina national team's antics. He is one of them
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Martyn Pool retweeted
When you go and check your ride photo at Alton Towers
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Okay, we're finished. Thanks for being along for the ride x
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🤖 Made with AI
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He seems fine
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Things happened
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Martyn Pool retweeted
ENZO FERNANDEZ IS SENT OFF 🟥 Argentina will play the rest of the World Cup final with 10 men after Fernandez got his second yellow for a very late tackle.
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Before #FIFA start pumping the propaganda tonight and telling us all how amazing this #WorldCup has been, let’s remember they oversaw: - highest ticket prices ever and took a cut from resale sites. - did nothing about Somalian referee and dozens of staff who were banned from entering the US for no legitimate reason. - stood by as Iran were forced to train outside the US and travel in on match days. - overturned red cards after phone calls with the president. - Americanised the beautiful game with hydration (TV) breaks and 25 mins half time in the final - guided Argentina through the tournament with less travel, VAR support and blatantly turning a blind due to their aggression and foul play.
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World Cup in a Louis Vuitton case, Tom Cruise obnoxious speech, US national anthem in a game not involving the US…
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Delayed kickoffs, pointless shows, breaking the rules of the games regarding the 15 minute half time, ad breaks disguised as hydration breaks. Destroying the very core of the sport. Americans don't deserve to host anything ever again.
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"What did you think of the World Cup final half-time show?" Wayne Rooney:
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 A reminder that in June 2030: Max Dowman will be 20. Rio Ngumoha will be 21. Ethan Nwaneri will be 23. Myles Lewis-Skelly will be 23. Archie Gray will be 24. Tyler Dibling will be 24. Jobe Bellingham will be 24. Kobbie Mainoo will be 25. Lewis Hall will be 25. Alex Scott will be 26. Adam Wharton will be 26. Jude Bellingham will be 26.
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Saka when there’s absolutely nothing to play for
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