capable punk / @bruisermag

Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2009
turns out the right number of psych bands is one
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PRE-ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: SAVE THE DATE! NOV 21ST: 8:45PM. BUSHWICK, NEW YORK. PINE BOX ROCK SHOP. BURIAL MAGAZINE PRESENTS: BURIALPALOOZA: TREADMILL FEST: A NIGHT WITH BURIAL TV & TREADMILL BOOK LAUNCH PENIS MAGAZINE ISSUE 1 LAUNCH FEAT. LILLY MERRILL + MORE. DETAILS TBA
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alex is on the bruiser account and now he's telling lies
one of those nights where you can tell Mark had ~3 beers and decided to hop on the BRUISER account
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MARK retweeted
penis magazine fears bruiser
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MARK retweeted
bruiser is best condolences to all runners up
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I don't think you should be allowed say "we don't have a lot of time" two songs into your set and then keep playing for another 30 minutes
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I was looking for the Rockwell dumb guy standing up thing but I found the Sandman and its way better sorry
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american psych band zero cosplay challenge impossible
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me when I'm judging a band full of dudes with my exact hair
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impromptu acid mothers temple bachelor party don't mind if I do
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why did we only get freak folk and not freak other things... surely we could've freaked some more music
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I spend a lot of time and money on @APCON_MAG. I developed the “brand identity” and ran it by myself for the first year as someone without any online indie lit experience. It can be a headache but I love it. Don’t insult me by suggesting I have money/connections I don’t have.
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"The eminent Caldera was an inventor, jazz artiste, and optician renowned for his contributions to industry (the fantastically strong wool threads), music (his album Cool Caldera) & science..." The inimitable @amhcrane87 strikes back with one of the best stories we've published.
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Addison’s wife drank all my Wild Turkey when I invited them over for a drink during AWP. And then Addison did the “if you have a milkshake” scene from There Will Be Blood. This is a good story. I’m being understated in my praise because I don’t like Addison. You should read it.
"The eminent Caldera was an inventor, jazz artiste, and optician renowned for his contributions to industry (the fantastically strong wool threads), music (his album Cool Caldera) & science..." The inimitable @amhcrane87 strikes back with one of the best stories we've published.
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this zine is an oral history of both electrocution and guitarists getting shocked onstage it is so sick
Bullion zines have landed in Baltimore
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one of the best zines we’ve ever put out
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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vaporware as economic system is going great
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Good morning gonzoids. Happy Thursday. Today on the 'ZOID we have Julián Martinez (@martinezfjulian), who I admire greatly, with an excerpt from a novel-in-progress. Julián is one of the most exciting writers I've met. Please give "Cowboy Heaven" some love today! (Link below 👇)
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