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Legally recognized favorite child, comedian, owner of Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best-selling author, member of the royal family, nudist in training.

New York, NY
Joined June 2008
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I had to take a screenshot just in case @elonmusk deletes his tweet – at Boston, MA
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donald trump: nuclear thief, seller of secrets, thrower of ketchup, choker of necks, grabber of p*ssy, dodger of drafts, insulter of veterans, inciter of insurrections, loser of elections, sharpie of hurricanes, worst of presidents
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So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.
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Here is the Plan: Hold the House Pick up two senate seats Abolish the Filibuster Expand the Court Protect Reproductive Rights Protect LGBTQ+ rights Save America from Autocracy
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Mark Krieger retweeted
We love you @Simone_Biles !!! 🇺🇸
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3 Wives No Dog 1 Impeachment 1 Failed Coup Countless Affairs & Abortions $1Billion in Debt 6 Bankruptcies 3,500 Lawsuits 26 documented assaults on women 5 Deferments 35,529 lies 3689k needless deaths 364 Rounds of Golf 37 Handicap - and no friends. Yes - Out Greatest President
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Don’t cry for my White House staffer.
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"Great again."
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Has there ever been a lower moment in the history of the American presidency?
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I call on @Twitter to suspend the account of @realDonaldTrump for inciting violence.
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TRUMP TODAY: “We're doing a great job, as good a job as you can possibly do." REALITY: The United States has MORE confirmed coronavirus cases than anywhere else in the world because of Trump’s incompetent, chaotic response. His failures are costing lives.
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This is so far above your pay grade and capabilities, @realDonaldTrump. Please step away and #retirebitch. #COVID19 #coronavirus
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I don't care if Greta Thunberg is a "public figure." I don't care what you think about her "politics." She's a 16-year-old girl, FFS. If your "president" is such a tough guy, why's he picking on somebody's TEENAGE DAUGHTER? And @FLOTUS? You are a #BeBest birther fraud.
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I was wondering how things were going in Flint, @elonmusk? Haven't heard much of anything lately.
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Republicans are OBSESSED with Bill Clinton's oval office BJ and have talked about it daily for +20 years. Republicans are OBSESSED with Hillary's emails and have talked about it daily for 3+ years. Republicans REFUSE to talk about Trump hiding his crimes on secret servers.
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Donald Trump solicited foreign interference in our elections from the Oval Office. He attempted to cover up his actions. And his appointees intervened, against the law, to attempt to suppress this whistleblower complaint. vox.com/2019/9/26/20884022/w…
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This story is moving faster than a hummingbird’s wings.
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When #Greta met #Trump
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Mark Krieger retweeted
6 e-cigarette deaths ever: Vape control now! 36,000 gun deaths annually: Thoughts and prayers.
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