CS2–Courier Second Class. The pen 🖊 is at rest. Still 😷 masking after all these years. My opinions have been borrowed from much smarter people.
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Props to him for humbly realizing that his overall career doesn’t compare at all to guys like Bob Gibson and Ozzie Smith.
But at the same time… he probably deserves a statue outside Busch Stadium for how clutch he was in 2011.
#Cardinals
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I’m not superstitious, just a little-stitious. When I watched this TD celebration in real time, I thought, “if this doesn’t jinx them, I don’t know what will.” 💥 Don’t mess with the @SalvationArmyUS! Jinx completed! #BadOptics #cowboys #eagles #NFL #NFC #MerryChristmasDallas
Steal from the @SalvationArmyUS kettle? Pretty sure this TD celebration is what Santa would call “bad behavior.” 🫢
We turned this naughty moment into a nice gift that keeps on giving… Ls to the Eagles.
Merry Christmas, #CowboysNation!
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Happy Christmas 🎄 Adam, everyone!!! That means tomorrow is Christmas 🎁 Eve! Only two more sleeps 😴 till Christmas!! #ChristmasAdam
BTW, @RepKinzinger is a Republican. More importantly, he is an American. Well done, sir.
Our work on the @January6thCmte has led us to criminally refer Donald Trump to DOJ. We now turn to the criminal justice system to ensure Justice under the law. The American people can ensure he’s never elected again.
In the immortal words of #EliManning, “I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little-stitious.” After last night’s pigskin massacre, @Vol_Football should NEVER EVER wear 🍊helmets for the remainder of recorded history on planet 🌎 Earth. I want NO reminder of this moment of 🏈 infamy!
markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 retweeted
The next time you hear conservatives blame Democrats for inflation being at a 40-year high, politely remind them that corporate profits are at a 70-year high.
@JohnLewisRetail simply makes the BEST Christmas🎄Adverts. #TheBeginner is Brilliant! 🎁 Now I’m ready for the season to begin. youtu.be/1z0jfP2gCIs
Just listened to #HardFork podcast with @kevinroose & @CaseyNewton! I dedicate this song “You’re Only Human (Second Wind)” to all the @Twitter employees who have been, are being, or will be fired sometime today. You’re my 🦸🏽♀️🦸🏻♂️ heroes! Sooner or later, you’ll get your second wind!
Do you remember where you were 3 years ago tonight? At 11:50pm EST to be exact! #worldseries2019 #WashingtonNationals #Remember #2019 #CurlyWintheBooks #worldseriesmemories #NeverForget #Nationals
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“On a Tennessee Saturday night…a Dixieland Delight!!!” #BeatBama #GoVols #Tennessee #Football #Alabama
#Truth 🍊🏈🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🧡🤍
