John retweeted
Wow! The Cowboys are making a change at QB.
Tony Romo who threw his first career pass last week in mop up time is replacing Drew Bledsoe to start the second half. Let’s see how the young QB does.
John retweeted
I think closing pitchers are one of my favorite things about baseball what other sport has a legit final boss battle
John retweeted
“don’t yuck someone’s yum” how about you never say anything so disgusting to me like that again in your life. not only phonetically grotesque it is also very reddit
John retweeted
Genuinely if you say no, you shouldn’t be a fan of this team.
Just because we all got wide-eyed & borderline delusional (me included) after early season success doesn’t mean it has been a failure cause it didn’t last a full 162 games. They massively outperformed expectations
John retweeted
I don’t trust your superhero movie opinions if you call Spider-Man 2 or The Dark Knight overrated
John retweeted
Why are all the big free agents turbo pussies who fear competition and run to LA?
The Dodgers are considered Tarik Skubal’s first preference when he becomes a free agent, per @BNightengale.
John retweeted
Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.
“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”
“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”
“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”
“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”
“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
John retweeted
Tony Romo’s OWI arrest video might be the first time where being arrested for OWI actually improved public perception of you
John retweeted
Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room
John retweeted
Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison:
"They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."
John retweeted
I don’t think there’s any title for a superhero movie that has more aura or will ever have more aura than “The Dark Knight”.
