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@markhoorocks

Football fan, geek, beard wearer, a life-long red. Locked in an infinite battle with the evils of autocorrect. (Manchester is my heaven) #MUFC #Canucks

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Joined May 2011
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"Why do we fall Bruce?" "Because I've drank that full bottle of Hendricks and I've only had a Ritz cracker and a Snickers all day?"
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This is how utterly useless United are right now.
Statman Dave (@StatmanDave) profile pictureStatman Dave
@StatmanDaveNov 8
No Manchester United player has more Premier League assists this season than Patrick Dorgu (2). Lad’s barely kicked a ball. 😳
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Lauren@laurennUTDNov 8
That put paid to all the silly talk from Villa fans surely. We are absolutely dog shit and you still couldn’t beat us?! I’d be so embarrassed
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This could be a copy/paste for the last two coaches too! 😆
Cantona Collars AKA Larry (@Cantona_Collars) profile pictureCantona Collars AKA Larry@Cantona_CollarsNov 8
Today will most likely be Michael Carrick's last game as Manchester United manager. And no player will have contributed more to his downfall than Diogo fucking Dalot.
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Emery is fucking box office here. He's cooked the interviewer. 😆
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I don't always agree with Keane, but he's been spot on here. #MUFC
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Annemarie Dray@AnnemarieDrayNov 8
People need to stop. Michael Carrick isn’t still in this job because the supporters at Old Trafford refused to boo him. He’s still here because the atrocious board have no forward planning as to who will replace him. This isn’t on supporters for God’s sake.
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I said after Roma 'don't let the result mask the performance', same today. #MUFC
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The cunt nearly rolled to Stockport! 😆 Get up!
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Get. Him. Gone. #MUFC
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We fuckin need that, 2-2! #MUFC
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Was anyone else drawn to the disapproving school teacher look on @BrianMcClair13's face in the background! 😆 I don't know what the topic of conversation was at his table. #MUFC
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@utdreportNov 8
A photo from Sir Alex Ferguson’s 40th Manchester United anniversary dinner. What a picture 🤩
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Looking forward* to United's defenders getting ripped to pieces by Nicolas Jackson later in his inevitably stellar performance against Carrick's iffy reds. 😆 (*I'm not at all) #MUFC
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Jay Pea@JP_JayPeaNov 7
Anyone not walking out of game tomorrow needs to take a long hard look at yourself. You’re badly letting down our American and African fan base who have to put up with ridicule from their friends after supporting a team the other side of world because they were once great.
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United currently sit inside the bottom three....
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@theofficialTDWP@theofficialTDWPNov 7
Story 3 has just been released. "Azrael" by Hamish Crawford. Available in a free download. thedoctorwhoproject.com/ #DrWho #DoctorWho #tdwp
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"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
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@ATRightMoviesNov 6
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Playing Robero Baggio's Magical Kicks at work in the 2000s....
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@UtdHarvey37Nov 5
Best camera angle compilation ever
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Manchester United, slower reactions than the titanic in iceberg country....
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@utdreportNov 6
Luke Shaw is expected to leave #mufc in the summer. United have already started thinking about the possibility of parting ways with him at the end of the season [@FabrizioRomano]
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Dan Santhems@DSanthemsNov 5
Looks like Russell Brand is going to have plenty of time in prison to find that bible verse he was looking for
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Paul Bowler@paul_bowlerNov 5
Patrick Troughton made his full debut as the Second Doctor in the first episode of The Power of the Daleks, 60 years ago OTD in 5th November 1966. #DoctorWho
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