MDNI. Mostly memes and shitposting. 'lefteye woke snowflak'. ACAB. Fuck ICE. https://xitter.cf/t.co/LKcVWYWuPp

East Midlands, England
Joined October 2021
Dan Santhems retweeted
"If we make tampons free women will abuse the system" fuck you think we're gonna do? Start eating tampons?
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Iconic
no those pictures are actually insane
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Those wanks will certainly hit different
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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God damn, you don't have to fuck them that hard. Not me finding out that SNL can be funny, and of course its not the US version.
"The BBC has stressed that they're not transphobic, they just hate dolls as they're often used to demonstrate where they were touched by BBC talent." — Says Ania Magliano on #SNLUK's Weekend Update, while discussing the BBC editing out a pro-trans "Protect the Dolls" T-shirt.
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Nothing but icons on my feed today between Hunter, and the Chappell Roan/Charli XCX colab
hunter schafer at the academy museum gala
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Oh no my lobtser is too juicy and my steak is too buttery
I do not like facesitting. Why should I have to work when I receive oral sex? Why can't I relax like a dude gets to do when he gets oral? It feels like some weird reverse blowjob where I still have responsibility.
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Dan Santhems retweeted
charli and chappell cute af and sounding really good together i’m gonna need them to hop on a song together actually
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Dan Santhems retweeted
I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK
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It may be up their with brummie as being considered awful, but the scouse accent actually makes these reviews even funnier. These are all accurate reviews btw.
The only reviewer who’s opinions I trust
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Amen
Our Tommeh, who art a grifter We know your fucking game From thy Kingdom you run To sniff in the sun A coked-up, worthless drifter You beg each day For the gullible’s bread They give because they are gormless You take because you are shameless Thy power of bullshit stories Amen
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Just a witchy mouse I picked up at an alternative market today
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There's milk in my fridge, in date, that lasted longer than her run
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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He's just a green and blue eyed menace
Today is Global Cat Day.
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Trimmed my nails last night, then remembered its next weekend I'm going out and not the weekend after, now they'll be too short for me to ombre them
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Best compliment i ever received
Replying to @DSanthems
I would kill a heterosexual white man for your wardrobe
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Right off the back of them pushing their 'what have the BBC ever done for us' ad campaign they were pushing for weeks on end
You mean to tell me that the BBC cancelled all of its queer shows in the last few weeks/months and then they announce a docu-series about one of the most hateful transphobic women alive?
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Thanks for my childhood nightmares with this one, mum
THE THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF (1968): Ladybird books were famously safe, cosy fare for toddlers and preschoolers. But this adaptation of the classic Norwegian fairy tale features a troll that haunted their nightmares...
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And this is why Rape conviction rate is 2%. Womens trauma matters not to men, not even on the left. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH you blinkered, myopic, ignorant misogynist.
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Impossible, I remember this charting, and I'm only 33 👀
37 years on and Pump Up the Jam is still an absolute banger.
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Dan Santhems retweeted
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the same people screaming that we’re whores for wearing shorts to the gym have also spent the last two weeks defending “free pussy”
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