@markheaps

I'm the most boring person on twitter...

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Jim Naughtie always a tough and talented interviewer despite the occasional mispronunciation: dailymail.co.uk/news/article…

JAMES NAUGHTIE: Why I'll miss the Today programme

JAMES NAUGHTIE: At nine o'clock on Wednesday morning, I'll get up from the presenter's chair in the Today studio for the last time, and 21 years of my life will pass away.

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Fun is one of the most important - & underrated - ingredients in any successful venture virg.in/tips
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So @parcelmonkey damaged an item I sent yet they refuse to cover it despite being fully insured at extra cost. now i’m £500 out of pocket. – at Eastbourne, England
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Went go carting with the crew and husband tonight. He's not that impressed by my results. 😜
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Tim Vine@RealTimVine15 Oct 2013
The lobby of the Bank of England is on two levels. They've got a double dip reception.
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An update to Maslow's hierarchy of needs!
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Rebecca@rjpalmer__2 Jun 2013
Why you shouldn't fall asleep in the sun with a bowl of cereal...
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What's black and white and red all over? #badgercull
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Nice of @SigntekSigns to illegally fly post on 2 of our units in Eastbourne. Classy work right there. – at Eastbourne, England
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I think this says quite a lot @chrisfarrants
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Gonna film Harlem Shake at my workplace. I'm self-employed so both parts will look the same though.
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Doing well at university? That'd be a first.
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We always wondered and now we know @GLSLighting @Eor_deLampe
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Dear Warren, I would like to apply for the role of British & Irish Lions public relations advisor. In my favour I am only half English.
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Our updated #hire rate card is now available. Email hire@acclaimedproduction.com and we will send you a copy #av #eventprofs
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They're going to have to downgrade it from the Superdome to the Alrightdome after this. #bbcsuperbowl
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Once upon a time I'd phone for a pizza from ICC Studios and they'd ask 'Studio 1 or 2'? These days they can't find the place.
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URGENT NOTE TO SUSAN BOYLE’S PUBLICITY PEOPLE. Stop using this hashtag immediately (via @TheMickByrne):
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@O219 Oct 2012
*Facepalm*
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Just been to lecture on nutrition. Consultant lecturer: 'How often do NHS patients die from malnutition?' GP at the back 'Just the once'
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