COMMENTATOR ONE: “He’s an irritant to the opposition and an asset to his team.” COMMENTATOR TWO: “That’s one way to describe him”. Actually that was two ways.

If you fine someone who owns a well of money that never ever goes dry, that’s not a punishment.

Wonderful stuff.

If I throw one single porridge oat on to the web of the European Garden Spider will he eventually eat it?

What type of spider is this please?

Listening to a wonderful interview with artist Beryl Cook on Radio 4 Extra. What a joyful person. Glad I stumbled on this.

-“That handball looked accidental” -“They’re always accidental” Um……No they’re not.

Wise words.

Dear BBC, idea for a new tv show- SKI SATURDAY.

His corner should have told him “you’ve won this fight easily. Just stay out of trouble for three rounds”. He became obsessed with knocking Hergovic out. That was one of the most extraordinary turnarounds I’ve ever seen in Boxing. Can you think of one that beats that?

I repeat…….TODAAAAAAY….That’s Today.

This is today! TODAY! TODAAAAY!! (Unless you’re reading this after 27/08/2026)

Tickets still available! Loads of ‘em! I’ll be there. Ticket Link here: web.picturehouses.com/order/…

A rare picture of Baloo just after his hernia.

Yeh alright I’ll do my Murray Hamilton impression.

Have a great day everyone.

Hummingbird Hawk Moth in my garden this evening.