@markedly

See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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ely kreimendahl@ElyKreimendahl14 May 2023
it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat
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remember you can close your eyes and imagine a mouse holding a cocktail umbrella walking across a spaghetti noodle tight rope any time you want. no one can stop you
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Jane Greer@NorthDakotaJane1 May 2023
IMO, “erasure poetry” is not poetry in any way. And to destroy someone else’s writing—or, God forbid, poem—and then call the leftover words a new “poem” is pure philistinism. Fight me.
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jo@whatsJo28 Apr 2023
who is brave enough to invent an app where people like me a lot
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kim@KimmyMonte26 Apr 2023
oh no he must have flinched
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker21 Apr 2023
capitalism pros: -lots of types of Oreos capitalism cons: -will completely destroy the planet in next 50 years
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Caitlin@caithuls12 Oct 2018
doors are called doors because they make you “do” an “or” in that you have to choose open or shut this isn’t true I just get to put whatever I want on here
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Imagine being such a jolly good fellow that it is literally undeniable
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Ally@TragicAllyHere24 Mar 2023
At first, with life, I was like, “hurry up!” Then I was like, “ok,” and then I was like “oh, this keeps going?” and then I was like “still?” I’ve been at “still?????” for a while now and I just keep adding question marks with each passing year
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♥mark magark♥@markedly27 Sep 2022
Happy bedtime to all who celebrate
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erin chack@ErinChack10 Mar 2023
when i call you babe i mean like the pig
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erin chack@ErinChack3 Mar 2023
every time i hear about a banned book i assume it’s going to be something hardcore like instructions to kill the president but it’s always just a picture book about a rainbow colored llama that has two moms
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girly&wordly@Brieyonce27 Feb 2023
Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.
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♥mark magark♥@markedly26 Aug 2019
Cop: why were you speeding Me: Out of POLITENESS to the car behind me
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“Stop seeking validation. You are inherently worthy of love.” okay? I guess? But probably best to confirm with a second opinion
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♥mark magark♥@markedly7 Mar 2021
No I will NOT throw together a little salad to have with the pizza we ordered. Are you on drugs
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Making buses free will make them safer, faster and universally accessible—all while providing relief to working-class NYers. That’s why it’s a key part of our plan to #FixTheMTA. And it’s within reach—go to fixthemta.org/support and ask your state rep to support the package
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crying every time i think a thought
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I suddenly had to read this tweet and saw that this brilliant genius deactivated but here is one of the greatest tweets of all time
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NO days off 💪🏼 from receiving packages of stuff I bought online while I was sad
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