See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
I have writers block, or, as I like to call it... uhhhhh [insert later]
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Happy for the Nuggets but can we all agree that Jimmy Butler is the hottest man in basketball
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Be my friend on Letterboxd! I simply must have friends
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I think the question on everyone's mind at this important time of political flux is: what's for second lunch
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Are you there, God? It’s me,
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♥mark magark♥ retweeted
it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat
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It's easy to forgot how difficult Mothers Day can be for some families. For example, my sister and I have to pretend to be Republicans for a whole brunch
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remember you can close your eyes and imagine a mouse holding a cocktail umbrella walking across a spaghetti noodle tight rope any time you want. no one can stop you
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[on my deathbed] ah shit i forgot to get smart
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Probably the coziest name in basketball is PJ Tucker
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Imagine getting your big break in Hollywood and using it to make a 3 hour movie about how your mother is mean sometimes
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I wish I knew how to play soccer, it seems fun, I'd love to eat my teammates via cannibalism
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information leaving my brain 1 second after i've learned it
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IMO, “erasure poetry” is not poetry in any way. And to destroy someone else’s writing—or, God forbid, poem—and then call the leftover words a new “poem” is pure philistinism. Fight me.
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Hanging out with other people in their late 30’s is like “okay who is going to be the first to admit that they want to go to bed at 9:30”
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Imagine wearing a comfy sweater. Pretty good, right
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who is brave enough to invent an app where people like me a lot
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