Mayor Adams... kindly cut the crap
#NoCutsToLibraries! @NYCMayor and @NYCCouncil, library funding is essential! New Yorkers need the vital services our libraries provide. investinlibraries.org
I think the question on everyone's mind at this important time of political flux is: what's for second lunch
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it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat
It's easy to forgot how difficult Mothers Day can be for some families. For example, my sister and I have to pretend to be Republicans for a whole brunch
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remember you can close your eyes and imagine a mouse holding a cocktail umbrella walking across a spaghetti noodle tight rope any time you want. no one can stop you
Imagine getting your big break in Hollywood and using it to make a 3 hour movie about how your mother is mean sometimes
Hanging out with other people in their late 30’s is like “okay who is going to be the first to admit that they want to go to bed at 9:30”










