Fuck me do people take things so seriously. Y’all know we’re specks of dust on a tiny blue marble hurtling through nothing towards oblivion and nothing really matters right?
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So we get yet another new Tory Prime Minister once these wishes don’t come true?
As your Prime Minister you need to know what my focus will be, so you can hold me to account directly on whether it is delivered.
These are my five promises 👇
ALT Graphic which shows Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. He outlines his top 5 priorities for 2023 with text which reads: 1. Halving inflation - Halving inflation this year to ease the cost of living. 2. Economic growth - Creating better paid job opportunities across the country. 3. Debt falling - Reducing national debt to secure the future of public services. 4. Waiting lists - Cutting NHS waiting lists, speeding up care for patients. 5. Small boats - Passing laws to stop small boats, swiftly removing illegal arrivals.
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Oh wait, I forgot that if you don’t say how you’re measuring anything then you can claim anything is a success.
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Marc Gear retweeted
Just noticed I made a bit of a mess of that at midnight so here’s the final final version.
#sgtpepper2022 update 5b…
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Eggnog is the sound you make when you're being sick from drinking too much eggnog.
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When the staff were fired/walked out the door, they took with them all of this context. The existing code can tell you what it does and how, but it can’t tell you why.
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Legacy and heavily used systems have decision accumulation over the years:
some decisions were made because of the technology available at the time, some due to a feature need, some due to dependency management, some were made to make the system more secure or to test it.
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It’s just kinda interesting how Rowling can choose when she wants to self ID as a man and go by They pronouns when it’s promoting her crap.
Unfollowing people on Twitter that are crossposting from Mastadon so I only see their stuff once.
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I would like for the unexplained anxiety-attack level heart rate to go away now please. (i am not having an attack).
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