Melbourne
Joined August 2008
A historic failure
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Glad to see where having the same conversations about #Agile now as we were 8 years ago. #progress
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Pretty sure seasoned managers end up saying “have you talked to them directly about this?” in their 1 on 1s at least 5 times a month.
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Imagine if this were a Labour leader, the relentless grief they'd get. But here's the prime minister like a sack of shit tied up in the middle, child's haircut, grimacing, standing like a lemon in front of a memorial honouring our war dead. But we are, as they say, where we are.
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A new database query walks into a bar. The server says, "Sorry, cache only."
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY @BorisJohnson - exactly 1 year ago today, at this time, you sent word to Number 10 from Day 2 of your marriage sorting holiday at Chevening that you wouldn’t be attending the Covid COBRA meeting tomorrow. The 5th COBRA you missed #WeDidEverythingPossible
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get it done
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Its come to my attention I'm just really quite average to bad at all of this. How do those people who just tweet fortune cookie advice the tens of thousands of people live with themselves?
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‘We already have a brief from the client, why add more time for strategy?!?’ A lot of people still view strategy as adding more unnecessary time to a project. Strategy doesn’t add time to a project, it reduces it. It gives you a framework to make decisions faster in execution.
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A hard thing about product mgmt: maintaining continuous, unflappable optimism & energy around the work. While also being critical, realistic, & welcoming to feedback/data that might change up the whole thing.
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Funny how Brexiteers promise miracles, then fuck off before the difficult bit.
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four seasons total landscaping local ad
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Thoughts & prayers
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the room next door - The End
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Can you add this into @ProdPad? We'll need more discovery on this.
How many PMs does it take to screw in a light bulb? . . . . . . . . . . Thanks for the feedback, can you tell us more about what problem the light bulb would solve for you?
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Simon Hope retweeted
Am I the only person (who works in tech) deeply uninterested in a new iPhone until mine completely breaks?
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Simon Hope retweeted
Today, I am very excited to announce an app I’ve been working on for the last few months! 🎉 I made it to help people keep track of their habits and chores and of their loved ones collaboratively. I’m calling it Horizon habit tracker, and it’ll launch close to iOS 14 release.
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Simon Hope retweeted
“Tony Abbott is a homophobe and a misogynist” Health Sec @MattHancock: “He’s also an expert on trade” #KayBurley JM
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Everyone’s granddad was fucked in some war or another. The answer is to end wars, not indulge in a victim-embracing wankfest over this.
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