Replying to @googlemaps
I’ll bet you wish Lake Ontario was full of Trump’s piss so you could gargle all of it, you craven spineless worms who crawl in filth.
Replying to @TolerantParadox @mollylroberts
I hear in response to the sandwich, they mustered more troops!
Replying to @LoveCodeTrade @StatisticUrban
The “farmers” who vote red don’t grow jack shit. They own the farms, but all the actual farm labor is done by Latino migrants.
Replying to @ninaturner
A nationwide, or even statewide general strike has NEVER HAPPENED in the US. The last citywide general strike in the US was over a century ago. It’s simply not going to happen. It’s like planning on a literal unicorn to purge the fascism out of republicans with its magical horn.
Replying to @saliozzia @venturetwins
It’s like Daniel Tiger’s foul-mouthed teenage cousin.
Replying to @dorkweeb @Thinkwert
The flip cap, introduced in the 1990s, was a substantial increase in the convenience of dispensing toothpaste without having to unscrew and rescrew the cap.
Replying to @SpevansEvans @Angry_Staffer
Nah, they knew we’d notice and planned to gaslight us with the same “Golly gosh-darn, what a funny coinkydink! You must be crazy for thinking we put that in on purpose” that they trot out every time they’re caught sneaking in neo-nazi symbols and imagery, which they never fix.
Replying to @EtheHerring
Yeah, the whole episode just felt gross. Where were the lawsuits? The calling their representatives to ask for laws to be passed? If nothing else, I fully expected it to end with the husband live-streaming himself committing a mass shooting of everyone in the corporate office.
Replying to @BowlOfMice @Angry_Staffer
I’m sure they’re hard at working figuring out how to get E. coli contamination into the almond and oat milks, so you don’t miss out…
Replying to @Cayn193755 @ClaireMax
Thanks for the name. I looked her up, and now I’m following another great artist!
Replying to @sjs856
¡Bueno, si ella quiere ser europea, pues a hablar lenguajes europeos en los Estados Unidos, entonces!
Replying to @TheRickWilson
I, for one, would not personally antagonize and betray the soldiers of a country with a proven track record of performing explosive assassinations deep within enemy nations, but I’m not high on Ketamine.
Replying to @Angry_Staffer
Maybe he should try filing his taxes while sober.
Replying to @reborkulous @TheRickWilson
The continental US does not produce any coffee. Hawaii does, but the US’s annual coffee consumption is 282 times (times, not percent) Hawaii’s production.
usafacts.org/articles/where-…
Replying to @moonwatcher1 @FPWellman
Nah, Riefenstahl was an enthusiastic Nazi, but she was far too good at her job to have any place in a Trump administration.
Replying to @ranastrans @JennyENicholson
It’s like the Hallmark Channel hired a porn director to film a sci-fi movie: She’s a big city space cadet flying home for Christmas, but she crash-lands on a small-town desert planet where she meets a struggling space mechanic with endless clean white t-shirts, then marries him.
Replying to @JudgmentSigma @gamesarentart
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Replying to @DanielJones9417 @JeremiahDJohns
The wife’s reaction is certainly more restrained than an aquarium’s would be if you went in and tried to have sex with the fish.
Replying to @catvalente
For years, I’ve described him as desperate to convince the world he’s Gyro Gearloose, when he’s plainly Flintheart Glomgold.
