a gargantuan trencherman, a hard drinker, a Herculean lover, an epicure, a sybaritic fancier of luxuries and all good things in life.

London, Ontario
Joined July 2008
Bill Withers wrote the song "Ain't No Sunshine" at age 31 while working at a factory, making toilet seats for airplanes. Using his own money, he would record demo tapes and play at various clubs at night. When he debuted with "Ain't No Sunshine", he refused to quit his day job, believing that the music business was a fickle industry. Fortunately for him, the song turned out to be a massive hit. When it went gold, the record company gave him a gold toilet as a gift, marking the start of his new career. In 1985, at age 47, Bill Withers decided to walk away from it all. He felt that the record companies he worked with were constantly trying to exert more and more control over how he should sound if he wanted to sell more albums. He felt pigeonholed and no longer wanted to be part of the music business. In 2015, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He claimed to have no regrets and provided the following reflection on his later life: "I've always been serious that way, trying to evolve to a more conscious state. Funny thing about that, though. You tweak yourself, looking for more love, less lust, more compassion, less jealousy. You keep tweaking, keep adjusting those knobs until you can no longer find the original settings. In some sense, the original settings are exactly what I'm looking for—a return to the easygoing guy I was before my world got complicated, the nice guy who took things as they came and laughed so hard the blues would blow away in the summer wind."
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And just like that, I'm done watching 22 minutes. This is beyond partisan and distasteful.
Sophie Trudeau is releasing her own self-help book. Do we really need advice from a woman who married Justin Trudeau?
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everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped
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If this isn’t real it’s beautifully written & fucking hilarious
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Time for my annual tweet: Can we just call them winter lights and leave them up until March? They help take away from the dreariness of winter.
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Don Jr’s new fiance looks like if you tried to draw Melania from memory
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In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like
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Shoppers, Dec 24th, 803 am… One man intensely studying the features of a curling iron. Another wandering the female perfume aisle with cold, lifeless eyes. And another with “Pot of Gold”in his hands- unaware this gift will render him single and emotionally damaged for life.
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He might just be London's longest serving bartender. John Young has been serving at the same location for 37 years, but with news that The Fox and the Fiddle is closing down, John has been laid off. We'll talk to him at 8:20 this morning. (Here's a pre-pandemic photo) #ldnont
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A lot of people don’t know this about me but two of my greatest passions are making delicious vegan meals at home from scratch and lying
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One of the amusing things about watching episodes of #Cheers some 30 years later on a TV twice the size as back then is the discovery of the classic 90s sport of invisible darts.
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this might be so bad it circled back around to being great
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Hate to be the one to say it, but Hakuna Matata kinda WAS a passing craze.
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6 years ago I spent €30 to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower just to do this and it got about 4 likes.
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I always liked this bit a sanity
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It’s so nice to see Canada’s political parties getting along and supporting each other 😍 #cdnpoli
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RT this if you'd like to go ahead and label Adrien Broner washed in real-time as he is having a hell of a time against Jovanie Santiago. #BronerSantiago
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A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
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My wife is a teacher and apparently one kid has been changing his name to 'Reconnecting' during the Zoom lessons so that he doesn't get asked any questions. Been doing it for weeks. The lad doesn't need to worry about his education, he's already a bona fide genius.
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Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
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