Northern based Wulfrunian. Best friend is a bouncy lurcher called Milo, and owns far too many t-shirts for a man in his 50s…

Cheshire-on-Black Country
Joined February 2009
how it started how it's going #Spinach
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Esarty retweeted
I didn't even know Oral B made a vagina tightener
Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste to 'tighten their vaginas' trib.al/8rR5SK8
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After a summer of baking heat, with washing drying on the line in just minutes, arrives autumn - the cooling air, the lower sun in the sky. Perfect time for our dryer to pack up. My freshly washed clothes right now…
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Dear wrestling, more dogs on the card please. Thank you.
野良犬がプロレスに乱入するの何度見ても面白すぎる。
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Getting hugely frustrated with the inconsistencies in how the different media outlets have been reporting this whole Ed Sheeran concert thing. Is is "Mackle-more" or "Mack-lemore"??
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Been handed a leaving card for someone at work who made my life very difficult a while back. Couldn’t refuse to sign it, so just fully future endeavoured them.
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Rainbow over Manchester this afternoon. (View from the middle of Altrincham)
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“Thou wer’st victorious Jane - revel in thy coin, may it gather thee great joy. Good Lord, what a piteous hollow life thou dost lead, Jane. I pray thee, lay that gold in the art of seemly grace - thou dost bear the poise of a backing cart, shod with naught but naked rims.”
What’s your favourite Shakespeare quote?
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“Nay thy fool, one speaks of handles for forks”
What’s your favourite Shakespeare quote?
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Had enough of the big annoying hair in my face - decided to get the clippers out and do some cropping.
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#nationaldogday The bestest friend I could have ever asked for.
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I’m not religious, don’t believe in the various forms of heaven/afterlife etc. For me, it just comes down to how people remember you, and how they talk about you when you’re gone. Dolly Parton has set new standards with this. Be good folk, #BeMoreDolly
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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come In The Ass
No Country for Old Men In The Ass
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One of the silver linings to being so ill over the last week and a half is that I may have broken my caffeine addiction - think all the cold turkey symptoms were masked by endless even worse symptoms.
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The brief rallying with my weight has now ended and I’m now back down below where I was a few days ago. Even after starting to eat fuller meals again, and drinking litres of fluids and electrolytes, just can’t seem to halt things. Hoping docs can give answers next week.
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So the rapid weight loss finally paused yesterday morning after dropping 17lb in 4 days - still struggling to reverse it by much, currently about 15lb down. Been prodded and poked by the docs today, vitals all in line, now just need to go back tomorrow with a sample... #Joy
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Now reached one stone down since the start of the weekend. Need to stem the tide rather quickly… Have just managed to eat a slice of wholemeal toast - first food in over 60 hours. Stomach is being very noisy about this.
Woke up Saturday with the start of what felt like a bad cold. Jump to Saturday night, whole body sweats and crippling stomach cramps. Followed by two days either in bed or on the loo, and unable to eat. On the plus side, have dropped about 10lb.
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Woke up Saturday with the start of what felt like a bad cold. Jump to Saturday night, whole body sweats and crippling stomach cramps. Followed by two days either in bed or on the loo, and unable to eat. On the plus side, have dropped about 10lb.
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He’s behind me isn’t he?
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I don’t live within Manchester, so wasn’t involved in the vote. But I’m off into Manchester tomorrow, and I can’t explain how relieved I am that I’m not going to be heading into Reform Country.
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