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I didn't even know Oral B made a vagina tightener
Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste to 'tighten their vaginas' trib.al/8rR5SK8
“Thou wer’st victorious Jane - revel in thy coin, may it gather thee great joy. Good Lord, what a piteous hollow life thou dost lead, Jane.
I pray thee, lay that gold in the art of seemly grace - thou dost bear the poise of a backing cart, shod with naught but naked rims.”
I’m not religious, don’t believe in the various forms of heaven/afterlife etc.
For me, it just comes down to how people remember you, and how they talk about you when you’re gone.
Dolly Parton has set new standards with this.
Be good folk, #BeMoreDolly
Now reached one stone down since the start of the weekend. Need to stem the tide rather quickly…
Have just managed to eat a slice of wholemeal toast - first food in over 60 hours.
Stomach is being very noisy about this.


















