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Treat everyone like an oyster cause you'll never know when you'll find your pearl.

Michigan, USA
Joined April 2017
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we don’t talk enough about how horses got people teeth
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Replying to @ClayTravis
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for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music
First look at ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY’ Season 13. “The return of Jessica Lange!”
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If abortion is illegal because “sex has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.
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hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000
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the seperation of church and state would be so fucking cool right now
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Anyone who asks for proof of my citizenship will instead receive proof of my status as the most devastating downfield blocking wide receiver in Georgia high school football history
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If grown adults say they want to drink raw milk and treat cancer with horse dewormer, just let them. I’m so fucking tired. Just let them do it
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Former Dancing with the Stars Host Tom Bergeron will return to the ballroom as a Guest Judge for the show’s 20th Birthday Celebration! #DWTS 🪩✨
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Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.
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Elizabeth A. retweeted
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HAUNTING & HYPNOTIZING 🧟🪦💀 It’s a 34/40 for Jordan & Ezra’s Contemporary on Halloween Night! 📲 text JORDAN 🔟 times to 21523 & vote online at dwtsvote.abc.com!
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and what if i said i don’t watch dylan at all and just watch daniella the whole time?? #DWTS
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Whitney misses her kids🥹, I’ll help with that #DWTS
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live action footage of me fighting with the judges for giving Whitney the first 10 instead of Robert #DWTS
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the whitney propaganda will not get me it's them or no one for the mirrorball #dwts
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evil doesn’t die… it reinvents itself #DWTS
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robert irwin and dylan efron trying to out-slut each other on dancing with the stars and i think that's beautiful
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the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you.
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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting
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wrap up this summer shit up fr. it’s time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch
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