If abortion is illegal because “sex has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.

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m𑣲cèo · Mar 16, 2026 · 11:57 PM UTC

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m𑣲cèo@maceonotesMar 16

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

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Jamie Bonkiewicz · Mar 4, 2026 · 7:08 PM UTC

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Jamie Bonkiewicz

@JamieBonkiewiczMar 4

the seperation of church and state would be so fucking cool right now

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Three Year Letterman · Jan 16, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

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Three Year Letterman

@3YearLettermanJan 16

Replying to @rawsalerts

Anyone who asks for proof of my citizenship will instead receive proof of my status as the most devastating downfield blocking wide receiver in Georgia high school football history

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Jamie Bonkiewicz · Jan 16, 2026 · 2:52 AM UTC

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Jamie Bonkiewicz

@JamieBonkiewiczJan 16

If grown adults say they want to drink raw milk and treat cancer with horse dewormer, just let them. I’m so fucking tired. Just let them do it

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The DWTS Report · Nov 5, 2025 · 2:05 PM UTC

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The DWTS Report@dwtsreport5 Nov 2025

Former Dancing with the Stars Host Tom Bergeron will return to the ballroom as a Guest Judge for the show’s 20th Birthday Celebration! #DWTS 🪩✨

Image from The DWTS Report (@dwtsreport)

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𝓑ᥫ᭡ · Nov 3, 2025 · 2:04 AM UTC

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@quesadaaa_3 Nov 2025

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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USA Gymnastics · Oct 29, 2025 · 12:53 AM UTC

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HAUNTING & HYPNOTIZING 🧟🪦💀 It’s a 34/40 for Jordan & Ezra’s Contemporary on Halloween Night! 📲 text JORDAN 🔟 times to 21523 & vote online at dwtsvote.abc.com!