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michael ahern retweeted
I was just on a Zoom call that ended automagically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier. This is the single greatest advance to meeting productivity that I’ve ever seen. Would pay extra for this feature. – at San Francisco, CA
michael ahern retweeted
I urge all straight white men to self-isolate.
Nothing to do with the coronavirus. I just can’t stand them.
michael ahern retweeted
Here we go! @MrTeller and I did a corporate show on Thursday but haven’t done any shows other than that since Thanksgiving, our longest break. And we’re coming back tonight with a mostly new show because we’re stupid and crazy and like being scared to death.
michael ahern retweeted
If I had to choose just ONE newspaper, it would be The New York Times and The Washington Post.
nytimes.com/2020/01/19/us/po…
michael ahern retweeted
Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.
michael ahern retweeted
Ok, boomer.
Joe Biden calls Silicon Valley game developers “little creeps” who make games that “teach you how to kill” vg247.com/2020/01/19/joe-bid…
michael ahern retweeted
Members of Congress also have to buy their plans off the exchange. They are Gold plans that are partially subsidized.
That means I get to “choose” btwn 66 complex financial products.
This is absurd. No person should go without healthcare, &no one should go through this, either.
michael ahern retweeted
“This feature should be easy. It’s just a little bit of code, right?”
—How to spot a non-developer.
michael ahern retweeted
. @Proxy_Tempest NA Open #161 is live!
Casted in English by @Shyrshadi & @Oxygenreni
Brackets: proxytempest.challonge.com/o…
You can support the tournament through @matcherino_ - use code "PTNA161" to add $1 for free - matcherino.com/tournaments/2…
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michael ahern retweeted
In the fall of 1972, President Nixon announced that "the rate of increase of inflation was decreasing". Probably the first time a sitting president used the 3rd derivative to increase the chances of reelection.
michael ahern retweeted
Rendering one frame of "Toy Story" required roughly the same amount of computation as had taken place in all the history of the world until about 1970. -- Steve Jasik
michael ahern retweeted
The line for Harry's Chocolate Shop extends past Von's as individuals wait for Harry's special bourbon in celebration of their 100th anniversary.
michael ahern retweeted
Imagine if we outfitted every large shipping vessel with nuclear power plants. Think about how much less dependent on oil we will be. Now ask why the oil lobby fights Nuclear so hard!
#GreenNuclearDeal
themoscowtimes.com/2019/08/2…
